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[The People’s Champion 🇯🇲🇵🇰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @troopzafc]

This is wild beyond belief lol them bloods prob thought this was really the end 🤣🤣🤣

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Bosnians survived a genocide, Inglewood ain’t scary for them

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

was hanging with a buddy around the time The Bear came out, and we ran into our wine rep. he kept telling us how realistic The Bear was, but the only example he cited was that the characters drink water out of quart containers, which he told us over and over

[doomer @uncledoomer]

a few years ago i started throwing every medical bill directly in the trash and there have been literally zero consequences

[Victoria! @VictoriaTheTech]

I’ve said before and I’ll keep saying it: we are going to see a HUGE wave of these stories popping up. The firsts will be from kids who were on reality TV, the second wave will be from children of family bloggers/YouTubers, and the third will be from TikTok families. Just watch.

[Grillmaster Nehmdawghausen 🍉 @nehmdoge]

Everyone who’s not a soccer fan finding out about Haaland is killing me lmfao. Yeah that caveman looking cyborg is simultaneously one of the funniest people alive and one of the greatest strikers alive

[Ezgi 👩🏻‍💻 @ezgicodes]

My best friend is coming from Montreal to Toronto for my graduation. She asked if people here speak French and I said, “Not really.” Then she goes, “So do I need to exchange currency?” Quebec really has people thinking they live in another country 😭😂

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

Bar Rescue has the classic "20 minutes of content in 40 minutes of television" problem but I've been rewatching some older episodes and there's so much unintentional gold like this. incredible artifact

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Who would’ve thought that forcing ads every 15 minutes would make young people look for ad-free alternatives?

[abby govindan @abbygov]

British diaspora: Im too brown for white people and too white for brown people :(

Canadian diaspora: wallahi if they don’t start selling halal chicken in this Walmart I will convert everyone in the greater Dufferin Grove area to Islam inshallah. This is my white friend Sean who can recite every state in India and an extensive history of the Eelam Tamils

[Billie @Billie_T]

This spanish twitter generational run needs to be taught at universities

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

they won. you're afraid of your neighbours and fellow workers instead of the bourgeoisie, who steal the equivalent value of that computer from you over and over and over until you die. they own you completely

[Disgraced Propagandist @DisgracedProp]

I have literally never in my life met a person with a trust fund who admits they have a trust fund. Not one. Ever. There's your explanation.

[Katiucha Barcelos @Katiucha]

e pensar que eu já era fã dele por causa desse story

[sopranos rewatch @sopranosrewatch]

one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a long time @madchalk

[#1 Space Jam 2 Lover @JoshuaTookes]

Whenever I feel too depressed or have thoughts about ending myself at some point, I always come back to this scene

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

Social media trends have turned the world’s most beautiful places into endless bathroom lines at a concert, where everyone waits for hours just to take the same photo to show to people who couldn’t care less 🌎📸

Nothing captures the shallow decay of our time better than this