Startup Shinobi

Wit and real wisdom for founders and investors from a GP. Startups and VC are ripe for ridicule. Follow me for the knowledge but stay for the laughs.

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For those not in the know, I am Startup Shinobi and I am disrupting the last industry vertical left in startups and VC...entertainment. Follow me for comedy as well as startup and VC knowledge.

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@StephNass 🥷

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@StephNass @LRoquilly @HarrisonFaull Finally something good enters the startup and VC world. @darrenmarble this is how it is done, with real effort and genius, not your silly little show.

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Are accelerators worthless?
Probably.
Are founders worthless?
Most of them.

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@StephNass I would say most founders are worthless.

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@cagrisarigoz I approve

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@darrenmarble Not needed. Just have to remember it was everyone you ever pitched.

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@darrenmarble The perfect reason to stay home.

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A preview of things to come in a world where the IPO market is dead, VC's can't raise or deploy capital, and startup founders are more foolish than ever.

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Actual footage of a VC receiving and reviewing your pitch deck.

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@SiriusX888 It usually is.

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VCs after founders have sent a long thank you email and asking for clear next steps.

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@trentjhughes @gus_tiffer Absolutely not. I left you all summer and returned to find you attempting to use the same old tired playbook.

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@CharlieTBeagle @jjen_abel Red flag #7-"we're doing something no one else has done!"

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@swbarns @StephNass Except you. Put your head down. You have no hope.

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@dberenzon You forgot to mention most startups have no traction or are terrible.

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@darrenmarble Explains your lack of success

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@darrenmarble None of the above if one of them is you.

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@CharlieTBeagle @jjen_abel Sounds like a horrible way to live but you do you

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@gabriel__xyz I am not your friend and you need to have bigger goals.

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@farukdurak They appear homeless on X