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@JKBOGEN Everybody getting hit for this but the guy who deserves it most. There's one QB who agregiously tip toes the sidelines but defenses take it out on every QB but him

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s8 ep 1 in a nutshell
#loveislandusa

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.

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@HaterReport

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it and suddenly I “made Christmas awkward.”

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@mikewichter Mahomes got hit in bounds on the sidelines on Thanksgiving (not that hard of a hit), they threw the flag but then picked it up and said no penalty. We need more of that, minus throwing the flag to begin with.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Getting into male-dominated fields (pointing to an actor on-screen & saying “He was in The Wire”)

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@SamQuinnCBS impression farming so outta hand we got the NBA ragebaiting during the Finals, the hell

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@bernie_bets @ThePrism89 @espn

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@PopCrave

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

Mainstream media trying to sanewash @elonmusk’s Nazi antics

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@NFL_DovKleiman Idk why no team has told their defense to light Mahomes up. You're gonna get a penalty for tackling him anyways, make it worth it

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@HardRockBet He's seeing CoD on the field, bro's going for headshots

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@LeroyG80085 @LoneOakRepublic @vo_ldemort When is A&M's playoff game? Did I miss it?

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@TheRenaissanceG @RedditCFB *should be. If the committee has a choice and Bama's one of the options, they're gonna pick Bama 100 times out of 10 sadly

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@aykeepitabuck @BleacherReport Dude's floor is Klay. His ceiling is the man in that picture tho. He got a lotta KD in his bag he ain't had to pull out yet because he's just playing his role rn

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@tennalum @UTKnoxville New goalpost gonna be needed every other year now

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@_MLFootball Kyle Vanden Bosch