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catching stares mostly satire

[r @stateofacedia]

Got a mood ring now I gotta whole James Turrell on my finger

[first-hand eschatologist @BizzlePep]

Cutting Terry Tao’s grant is patently insane man

[r @stateofacedia]

@sidharthajha I really like this essay

[r @stateofacedia]

The pursuit of happyness is a woated film

[r @stateofacedia]

Impending gloom

[r @stateofacedia]

I can’t help but think up a glock in the verbal knife fight

[Tom Malinowski @Malinowski]

Obviously the message this sends to immigrants who are trying to play by the rules and show up for checkins and for hearings is that they should not do that any more, that they should hide instead. It encourages less respect for our immigration system, not more.

[r @stateofacedia]

Big ol’ nothin burger

[r @stateofacedia]

Severance is such a bad show holy shit

[r @stateofacedia]

I don’t want to use this app but severance is so corny

[r @stateofacedia]

Close enough welcome back cousin Greg @ bt

[r @stateofacedia]

Ur the only airport that adds an hour and a half and $50 every single time

[r @stateofacedia]

@flyLAXairport u r the literal worst

[r @stateofacedia]

@CBP you are the most inefficient useless agency in the country it’s crazy every other country is light years ahead of u

[r @stateofacedia]

“Aphex twin?”

“No it’s Lana del Rey”

“Oh. Featuring aphex twin?”

[r @stateofacedia]

In Time is the worst waste of a cool concept I’ve ever seen

[r @stateofacedia]

There will not be a day where KH is not my goat

[r @stateofacedia]

@newyearseve123 what the move

[r @stateofacedia]

@innoutburger_

[r @stateofacedia]

When are they gonna make an in n out credit card

[r @stateofacedia]

5% cash back on all in n out purchases