statestreetpub

136 State St, West Columbia, SC 4pm until, 7 days a week. Open early for football. 15 crafts on draft, drink specials all week. BEST DIVE BAR EVAR.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

Hey y'all, thanks for the follows, but we're just a dive bar in Columbia, SC. Boys piss in a trough still, but it doesn't rain inside when it rains outside anymore. We do have a decent stage, tho. Colored LED stage lights with a remote, too. And liquor. Yeah, liquor.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

Well fuck.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

We are open and selling disinfectants of many types by the shot, pint and growler. Fuck Corona, tho. That bitch got evicted. Sucket.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

@blhausler @PostMalone @CarrollMarrah No, he wasn't, and you weren't either. However Pre Malone is bartending right now. Come get some shots, bihkes!

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

@ComfortablySmug Bruh. Come piss in our trough.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

We might have new mahogany doors out front, but we still only have shit white wine in tiny bottles for chicks and you still have to piss in a trough. Only our outsides are gentrified. You ask for a charcutterwhatever and you get punched in the dick.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

@WilburSullivan Counerpoint: alcohol.

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[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

We literally suffer so many earthquakes in SC we have to chain buildings together. No lie.

[SodaCity @SodaCitySC]

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[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

Our bartenders drink on the job. Your tab may benefit or suffer.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

@petzilla And we miss you, sir! Come down and visit sometime!

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

We gettin gentrified up in this piece

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@yungscobaby @StateStreetPubs Imagine giving money to charity you could have used to buy liquor. Lol. What is this world coming to? Brb, serving liquor rn.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

We serve dollar doubles. That means you buy a shot of anything and for one dollar more you get another half shot, whether it's well or super premium. Retweet if you think your bar sucks now.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

Don't panic. We still have likker an beer. And you can still call us SSP. Everything is cool. No worries. But our legal name changed and you gotta get a new membership. 3$ and a free slap on the ass. Thanks for your consideration in these trying times. Excelsior.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

Yes, we are open. No, we don't have a phone anymore. Stop calling us, just come get drank and sports or music. Spoopy if Jim isn't watching, too.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

When you farted and everybody dying at the bar but you are trying so hard to not laugh you look dead inside

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

SSP is hosting @livingdeadsband this saturday at 9pm! AND WE HAVE LIKKER AND BEER! Fuck the Winchester, this is where you go during the zombie apocalypse. And for good music. Dead Spring is opening, too. Come get dead! But don't die, will fuck up our foursquare rating, kthx.

[statestreetpub @statestreetpub]

Barhenge.