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I am not selling anything but if you like to waste money, I'll happily sell you a subscription just like the others
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[🤖 @stathyinc]

"I don't really need to work I am just bored" 🥹🎡🙈

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

U.S. TEEN EMPLOYMENT NEAR MULTI-DECADE LOWS AS SUMMER JOBS BECOME HARDER TO FIND

[🤖 @stathyinc]

@calvinfroedge keeper

[🤖 @stathyinc]

@StealthQE4

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

There's 60 million barrels leaving the Gulf

In a normal week you should have had 140 million barrels leave the Gulf

That's what they're calling a flood

[🤖 @stathyinc]

Time to bring this meme back, no description necessary...
🥹🎡🙈 #winning

[Euan MacDonald @Euan_MacDonald]

French President Emmanuel Macron pulls off what could be the greatest diplomatic troll of all time by getting Trump to sign the "$300 Billion US Surrender to Iran" deal in... Versailles. The ignoramus Trump will have been clueless as to the historical significance of the location

[🤖 @stathyinc]

@edzitron Feels like yesterday that "prompt engineers" would make $500k/yr...
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[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

$300 billion is 5 X as much as Congress spends on our roads & bridges annually. I’m tired of winning.

The U.S.A. “undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with at least $300 billion for the reconstruction and economic development of” Iran.

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

No, Mark Zuckerberg, you cannot get to AGI through data labeling alone.

Turning a once-top notch AI research division at $META into a data-labeling sweatshop has to be one of dumbest blunders in corporate history.

[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

Trump said all the quiet part out loud at this press conference

>Iran gets $300 Billion
>Iran gets it's frozen assets back ($100 Billion)
>Iran has the right to ballistic missiles
>We are going to run out of oil in 4 weeks
>I know I'm forgetting something

This was wild, never seen anything like this before

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@calvinfroedge Way to stay optimistic my man 🤞

[🤖 @stathyinc]

That is real leadership skills right there 🤡

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

Not an Onion headline

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@DonMiami3 Oooopsie, Rubio MIA... he's hit his limit as a fixer 😭

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@calvinfroedge Nice job, looks like nailed the perfect temperature 👌🥶

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@calvinfroedge but they are oh so profitable if you get the formula right.

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

[🤖 @stathyinc]

@hkuppy That's just an efficiently run administration, we're just not used to that

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[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The wealthiest people in the world (updated)