Brian aka Stats

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@StevenCheung47 well those $20 KFC build-a-buckets don't exactly eat themselves, now do they, there, big boy?
#GOPfail #TraitorTrump #FoxNews

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@bluelivesmtr so obviously Fuckface von Clownstick @realDonaldTrump sucks all the air out of the room when discussing how epic a shitshow failure this regime was, is and always will be; we tend to forget about this fuckin' asshole @VP and the others...
#GOPfail #TraitorTrump #FoxNews

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@StevenCheung47 ...but enough about his five KFC bucket lunch, you gangly oaf. Fuckface needs to be in a home.
#GOPfail #TraitorTrump #FoxNews

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@DannyLolley @gtconway3d lol when I see dumb shit like this & say "yeah we all know the problem is the orange shitstain at the top, but more attention needs to be paid to the wannabe goosesteppers taking gobs of his jizz to the face with an unrelenting smile every fucking day" I mean it. #deICE #GOPfail

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

On a scale from one to Jesus Christ wipe that jizz off your teeth you goosestepping cuck, how did @DAGToddBlanche do for his Fear Leader @realDonaldTrump on @ThisWeekABC ?
Again, the problem isn't always the asshole atop the bullshit mountain...
#deICE #GOPfail #TraitorTrump

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@Timodc @MegynKellyShow @Cernovich @megynkelly don't give that fuckin' pig the time of day, Tim.
#deICE #GOPfail #TraitorTrump #FoxNews

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@PeteHegseth @ICEgov ass backwards. you and your fellow goosestepper @Sec_Noem must resign immediately, and your Fear Leader @realDonaldTrump must be impeached and removed from office, in order for this dumbfuck country to have any chance at salvation. #deICE #GOPfail #TraitorTrump #FoxNews

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@atrupar Oh, this dumbfuck country chose "calamity" ten Goddamned years ago, and it continues to do so, fueled by MAGAt wanna-be Jokers like @Bubblebathgirl practicing their li'l goosesteps in the mirror while the world burns. #deICE #GOPfail #TraitorTrump

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@Bubblebathgirl @atrupar Cuck, please. You li'l goosesteppers are out of control, and your Fear Leader has been demented for a fucking decade, you fap. Clock's tickin', assholes. #deICE #GOPfail #TraitorTrump #FoxNews

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@murphymike So yeah, maybe a disproportionate share of coverage is on the assholes at the top of this bullshit mountain (@realDonaldTrump et al) and not these li'l goosesteppers..... #deICE #GOPfail #TraitorTrump #FoxNews

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@johnnymaga don't get any in your hair. Christ.

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

Someone tell that choad @nicksortor that the De-ICErs are only trying to catch up in using the tricks of the trade learned from those Jan 6 traitors at the Capitol. Look familiar there, asshole? Deal with it, motherfucker. #deICE #GOPfail #TraitorTrump
Hey Nick - WAAAAAH! lol

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@thomaschattwill @MollyJongFast The main issue, as you can no doubt tell in half the threads on this, is there are way too many assholes who think reciprocally about our side, the same "they live in an alternate reality" mindset. They just don't get that they are the ones in the wrong, every fucking time...

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@JDVance For the good of what's left of this dumbfuck country, you have to resign. And take that all-hat, no-clue twat @Sec_Noem with you. Assholes, one and all - if your comprehension skills are this impaired you must not be allowed to continue public employment. #GOPfail #deICE

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@DrunkRepub Pretty fucking easy, actually. My reality has green=go, red=stop, and Fuckface & his klan as the worst shit to hit this dumbfuck country since Pearl Harbor. Your reality has you guzzling Fuckface jizz by gallonloads and calling it nirvana. You're so backwards I'ma call you Buper.

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

...now if you'll excuse me I'ma go paste the same six-word question to every MAGAT asshole post & reply thread on this ICE fuckery I can find. #deICE #GOPfail #ICEfail #TraitorTrump #JDCouchfucker

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@gregkellyusa The absolute fuck happened to you, asshole? Last I remember you were a simple douchebag fop on Fox 5. Now you share five IQ points with 75 million other assholes in this dumbfuck country. Who can possibly believe the MAGAT spin on this story? Assholes, that's who. Christ.

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

the only useful aspect of these Sunday shows anymore is reminding everyone who the true assholes are in politics; this week the new contender is some douchebag senator named @Eric_Schmitt . holy shit take a breath you clueless fucking brownnosed dolt. @ThisWeekABC #ThisWeek

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@ffootballgeek ...if only I had known this particular roster of mine had Joshua Palmer instead of Greg Dortch..... I'd be holding my first ticket!

[Brian aka Stats @stats848HOF]

@ffootballgeek Damnit! Too much friendly fire... lol
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