Joseph Staub

Out short story on mental health

[Joseph Staub @StaubJoseph]

Wow this is crazy - hard to believe this is real life.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

We will lift sanctions on all citizens of Ukraine who are ready to defend our country as part of territorial defense with weapons in hands.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Russia treacherously attacked our state in the morning, as Nazi Germany did in #2WW years. As of today, our countries are on different sides of world history. 🇷🇺 has embarked on a path of evil, but 🇺🇦 is defending itself & won't give up its freedom no matter what Moscow thinks.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

On the last Major League pitch Ryan threw, he tore his UCL. He threw one more practice pitch after the trainer came out to see if he could continue, but he couldn’t and left the game. That pitch came in at 98 mph with a torn UCL.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?”

It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.

[Bryan Bastin @BryanBastin]

Morning mood

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on 2 pieces of wood, sliding downhill IN a piece of wood. All amazing.

[Michael Morgan @MichaelLMorgan]

The unspeakable events of 2/5/17 stole something from Falcons fans that cannot be replaced - HOPE. A Falcon fan sees the world with an Eeyore outlook now. Don’t blame football. The game is beautiful.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Me on my way to critique the outfits from the Met Gala last night

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

My Fall plans: The Delta Variant:

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekday.

[Tess Malone @temalone]

Mentally I am at March 13, 2020 again, except with way more rage.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Lord Jesus please allow Terry to put it in reverse this year. Happy 4th

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Me: ok that's everything in the dishwasher

*presses start and turns around*

Teaspoon: you're not gonna believe this

[Joseph Staub @StaubJoseph]

They are making 22 sound like the dream.

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

“Seeing Bill and Melinda Gates not Excel at their relationship has me like “Word?” I wish our Windows weren’t closed but you made it a PowerPoint to stay away. Here’s hoping your future has a better Outlook.”

[Joseph Staub @StaubJoseph]

I never thought it would happen to me - but it did. Ya boy almost sold knives door to door

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

part of the american teenage experience is looking for a job and almost getting tricked into selling knives

[Just Kai @Kainotdead]

Nah homie you didn’t maintain that 2.2 GPA, it maintained itself