Henry Stauf

Old man Stauf built a house and filled it with his toys. Six Guests were invited one night, their screams the only noise.

My mansion is delightful.

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@NickLutsko Did you see Bill on Mahr's show? Mahr? Burr? Oh man!

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@GossipNewsCorne #SCOOP 🤩 #TheBear main star, "Bear" has #yellow #chompers from the decades of delicious #morsels! Will this #sour the quest towards another #golden Emmy?

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

Don't watch The Bear, it sucks. Watch The Sopranos or Detroiters.

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@SonOfPhilBraun @GossipNewsCorne @PropertyBros maybe they're opening for another famous set of brothers, "Oasis"

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@GossipNewsCorne @PropertyBros these guys have been around forever. Sounds like they're going full parch!

[SAMER KHATIB 🌜 @snowconesolid]

retweet this for 10 years good luck. Ignore if you're feeling lucky and willing to risk it all.

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@KaijuNewsOutlet would be funny if it did the laser thing at its own tail

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

Crazy how tall that one in the middle is!

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@TimAllensPenis @GossipNewsCorne @footlocker oops, I assumed we were talkin' Tim. Jon's gums are hammed up for sure, though! Maybe I can find some video of that!

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@TimAllensPenis @GossipNewsCorne @footlocker Tim has some triple A chums he can turn to if things get hairy, too. So, emergency or not, that wonderful smile we grew to crave on Tool Improvement should carry us through.

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@timeimmemorial_ GROK, is The Jersey Devil really just the Russian who got away? Please integrate Journey lyrics in your reply.

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@DMovies_org that man needs to clean off all of that mud before trying to find his daughter or he may be stopped at the door of businesses.

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@DMovies_org would be funny to rotate 180 degrees clockwise so they're ceiling-crying!

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

A painting of me, Henry Stauf.

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@GossipNewsCorne Alternative reply: Docile Creatch Dyes at Easter Cottage Egg Boil on Detective Martin Riggs' Property.

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@GossipNewsCorne Daniel needs to give that creature a pair of his trademark "gloves", because his paw looks like it's at that "beyond repair" threshold where his eyes live.

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@GossipNewsCorne Peek-a-boo!

It's Tim Allen, lookin' as good as ever. How's the weather down there, Timothy? (laughs)

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@GossipNewsCorne @ofctimallen @TimAllensPenis He must double caulk that posture! What a looker!

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@TimKalpakis @iochicago I'm seeing double! Four Tims!!

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

https://t.co/zusPkpfnkI #mime

[Henry Stauf @staufmansion]

@uncle_june Tony never liked brunettes, he liked blondes. If you look at his past girlfriends' hair, well 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰....