Ruth Staunton

Over enthusiastic occupational therapist.

[frankie @frankieats]

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

[sarahs onlyhaters @ultracrap]

“are you drinking cranberry juice because you have a uti?”

it’s sad that in todays society a girl can’t enjoy a tart beverage made from an innocent fruit filled with antioxidants without being accused of something wrong with her. also yeah i have a uti

[Ruth Staunton @stauntor]

Delighted to be invited to @EDinthehome 5th birthday celebrations today - a hugely dynamic and dedicated service,showing every day the power of MDT working in the care of those living with frailty @svuh @ot_svuh @AislingDavis_OT

[Niecy O'Keeffe @NiecyOKeeffe]

Yeah, no Mary. Just stop dead in the middle of Penney’s because you ran into Breege from the bingo and have a massive long chat with all your massive tall grandsons standing behind ya. Because we’ll just wait. OKAY? WE’LL JUST WAIT UNTIL WE HEAR HOW BRENDAN’S FOOT SURGERY WENT.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

jim wasn’t even the sexiest man alive in that office

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

I guess she got remarried

[Ruth Staunton @stauntor]

@Jose_Oscar_ @nescartridges Made me deeply uneasy as a child

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

I found €10 in a car park today and I thought to myself “What would Jesus do????”

So I turned it into wine🍷

[Amanda Lynch 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @Ontheboldstep]

I don’t mean to brag, but I put stuff in the car for the charity shop and dropped it off straight away and didn’t leave it in the boot for 11 weeks 💅

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you’re my age and you’re announcing something you recently accomplished? But did you consider how that would make me, a jealous bitch, feel?

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

My girlfriend just asked me if I could make her another couple bits of toast. She probably thought I'd need to get a second knife dirty. Wrong. I'd carefully rested the original knife on the edge of the sink. Been training my whole life for this moment.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Tried to make a friendly comment about how I liked my neighbor’s very autumnal outfit, but I swerved too hard into friendliness, soared past over-familiarity, and landed on the arguably hostile “well if it isn’t Mr. Fall”

[Ruth Staunton @stauntor]

@SusanWilliams__ @irishgerontsoc @ARC_UL @UL_Research @HSEMidWest Ah susan congratulations! It was a pleasure chatting to you and hearing about your work on Friday - i hope we meet next year! Rx

[Ruth Staunton @stauntor]

What a wonderful day of learning @irishgerontsoc conference! Thrilled to be involved in poster presentations with fantastic colleagues from ICPOP & @ot_svuh showcasing our service developments and joint initiatives @ClaireGallag1 @ClionaDoyle1 #icpop #IGS2024

[Ruth Staunton @stauntor]

@askryanair
can you advise - was due on the 14:55 FR121 gatwick to dublin flight that was delayed due to cracked windscreen on plane.flight rescheduled to 9pm has now disappeared from
App? No announcement. Getting worried.

[Ruth Staunton @stauntor]

@askryanair @Ryanair
can you advise - was due on the 14:55 FR121 gatwick to dublin flight that was delayed due to cracked windscreen on plane.flight rescheduled to 9pm has now disappeared from
App? No announcement. Getting worried.

[Ruth Staunton @stauntor]

@askryanair @Ryanair
can you advise - was due on the 14:55 FR121 gatwick to dublin flight that was delayed due to cracked windscreen on plane.flight rescheduled to 9pm has now disappeared from
App? No announcement. Getting worried.

[Ruth Staunton @stauntor]

@Ryanair can you advise - was due on the 14:55 FR121 gatwick to dublin flight that was delayed due to cracked windscreen on plane.flight rescheduled to 9pm has now disappeared from
App? No announcement. Getting worried.

[Ruth Staunton @stauntor]

@Ryanair can you advise - was due on the 14:55 FR121 gatwick to dublin flight that was delayed due to cracked windscreen on plane.flight rescheduled to 9pm has now disappeared from
App? No announcement. Getting worried.