I know you’re going to think this sounds fake but the mascot of Oorah, the Jewish group whose “Israel” junkets are funded by @Kars4kids, is an anthropomorphic stack of money named Fiveish
They just pulled me aside at work and said I've been doing a great job listening exclusively to Deerhunter and Broken Social Scene. They said my denim is always awesome and my leather is supple. Everybody lined up and shook my hand