MATTH!AS.

Sound Engineer in the making.
Rock and Metal enthusiast.
Unhinged, outrageous and probably
controversial content.

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@pixelprayer Bathroom sex

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And he shall thus be known as Harry Messiah! 🕊️
@ManUtd @HarryMaguire93

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@wealth_united_ 2008 (Since I was 4). Man United is the Family club, I'm a 3rd Gen.

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It's always I.L.Y but never A.D.I.D.A.S.

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@UtdXclusive @samuelluckhurst Top 6 won't cut it. I believe in @RubenAmorimx. I don't understand why people are already wanting to sack him. Haven't you seen the team improve drastically since he arrived? Plus he has had just half a season. We need to give the boss some time.

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@DeadlineDayLive We need players like these to build Man Utd again...

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@DeadlineDayLive I'd take anyone to replace Onana

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@MrBeast I'd do it if you could fly me in from India 😭

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@InGoa24x7 @Ayeshatakia We don't hate Maharashtrians. We love them. But you cannot come to my state and wave a gun at me. 🤣 It's not your dad's playground.

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@InGoa24x7 @Ayeshatakia Get over it lmao.

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@InGoa24x7 I lost my phone a year ago, the police still haven't gotten back to me... 😔

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Thank God metal music is an acquired taste, not something that is easily likeable. At least we don't have fake people listening to it for clout.

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How can a human possibly be mentally ill when they listen to metal music?

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If we weren't meant to masturbate, why does our arm reach exactly over the meat/coochie down the centre?

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Someone said this to me on reddit: "Don't try to spend $10 on a 10 cent item."

Apply this to any aspect of life. It's deep.

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@UnitedRedReport He might just be better at it.

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The relationship between a person and their instrument/s is pure, faithful, selfless love. Hence, If anyone treats my instrument without respect, I shall treat them like trash.

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@UnitedStandMUFC No. Xavi Alonso.

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The main event of my winter arc 2024 is attending @BandlandIndia. Which will be my first ever heavy metal concert.

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My best dark humor moment was when I sang "Take me home, Country roads" for kids at the orphanage.