i am not elon musk

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The secretary of education not knowing what the IDEA act is kinda like the Director of NASCAR not knowing what Talladega means

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@Shamus_Greene @crulge you pay money to use this?

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@JustinOndik @stoolpresidente imagine paying for this and still having 200 followers

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@Timduck72 @RepMTG @DanCrenshawTX @TuckerCarlson you're paying for this?

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at this point, our current administration would blame a cross burning on DEI

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Standing in the Guatemalan Consulate looking like Hagrid at Hogwarts

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Just got the call. Fired.

I was the DEI coordinator for the department of education. It was my job to make sure every school litter box had an ADA accessible ramp leading to it

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@lionel_trolling @ginnyhogan_ maybe there's a reason they always talk about the trains running on time

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scrolling this app is like live-streaming 9/11 on your phone

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i ate a whole box of wheat thins and now my appendix feels like it's gonna burst

it ain't 2009 no more

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pov: you find out your gf is covered by united healthcare

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@bgtrucker58 @KCStar I sponsor one and we receive zero benefits that trump claims undocumented folks get... so what now?

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"maybe this will be a wake up call for the dems"

the same ones who nominated biden in 2020?

for a party that constantly gets blamed for being woke, they're always waiting on a wake up call

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Definitely not the trump rally bomb I wanted to hear about this morning

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I worked in Louisiana Politics for years and this is exactly who @RepClayHiggins has always been

This is what happens when you elect a cop who looks like a glazed donut hole

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Anthony Richardson is like Tebow with less god and more arm. He runs like he doesn't believe in death

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@ThePowerOfMax @kclightrail if they paid 3 million to a firm that couldn't convince the public, it didn't deserve to pass

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@_jetkc_ @hotchman @hartzell965 @jshmrchnt if you mean to Tulsa: you're fine

if you mean to NKC: maybe worry

either way it's silly since it's equivalent to each citizen giving billionaires 6 grand over their lifetime in taxes to own land

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@hotchman @hartzell965 @jshmrchnt you let fear guide you

fear of losing one of the historically worst teams in baseball to a city within driving distance

what a tragedy

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@CallMeAntwan you call this a takeover and call Jan 6 a protest

bunch of geniuses over here