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the queen of pretend

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It’s like someone is reading m e i n k e m p f to the president and he’s like yeah that sounds like a great idea!

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Just found out that #gordanramsey says eXpresso. I am so devastated. 😩I think #SabrinaCarpenter could help you out

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@MyFavMurder you should look into the supposed suicide of Jennifer Herd of Tulsa, ok.

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I feel like I am set up to fail every day. It’s killing me 😩

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I realized I can’t be the real me with anyone. Someone is always trying to edit me. It makes me very sad

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I love the absolute lack of respect I get at work. Just makes me all warm and fuzzy 🫠

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Man where is @AnonOpsSE when you need em?! All these mofos talking shit in Oklahoma politics have to have some dirty laundry they don’t want aired in exchange for some rights for us in the alphabet community

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I love the idea that liberals conspired to get Taylor Swift to date Travis Kelce and then rigged the playoffs because this somehow abstractly helps Biden.

That’s where we shine. We can’t get free healthcare but perfectly execute a Riddler-esque conspiracy to ruin a football game

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

“i don’t want a taylor swift super bowl”

she’s been turning them down every year since 2015, i promise you she don’t wanna go either

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Hey @cvspharmacy maybe if you pay people what they’re worth and staff your pharmacy you won’t have to cut the hours and then there wouldn’t be a line a mile long every day. Food for thought

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I wonder why they’re so obsessed with making #abortion a felony? Maybe it’s because if you’re a felon you can’t vote?

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Someone get me in touch with #staticx I have to know if he’s boinking groupies with that helmet on

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I’ve been hit below the belt but goddamn. I didn’t deserve that 😞

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I feel like sometimes my friends genuinely think I’m stupid.

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I hate it when someone says who’s gonna be there? Like I’m actively trying to make you hang out with people I know you don’t like.

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The funniest thing I’ve heard all day? None of the footage in #TryItInASmallTown is from the US 😂😂😂 it’s from Berlin and Ukraine y’all, lmfao you can’t make this up

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If you were a soul, where would you hide? The hell away from you?

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Why do people act mad when you can’t hear them? Like man I’m sorry to inconvenience you with my deafness but you started talking to me man

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Fuck you @JoelWBerry your tweets make you sound like you are fully aware you have never given a woman an orgasm. And that you’re proud of it.

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I just want to go home. I’m not even tired, but I just want to go to bed. Over it