Ashley st. claire

Occasionally funny. Author of Elephants Are Not Birds. Director of Behind-the-Scenes Brilliance. Diversity Hire

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[Ashley st. claire @stclairashleey]

@DlopeDan The Profile pics doesn't look new thou
Respectfully saying.

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

A NATION WITHOUT BORDERS

Here at the border with @CabelloAuden & Border Patrol is cutting the barbed wire to let these folks in

At other points, they are simply throwing blankets over the wire and coming in waves between hundreds and thousands every hour.

Come one, come all!

[ISLM @Islamic_Coin]

📢 The VARA inquiry has concluded, identifying our technical non-compliance gaps, which are actively being resolved in close cooperation with the regulatory body.

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Tucker Carlson: “It felt good to post on X and not have to worry about getting a call after to say ‘You can’t say that’.”

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

More people need to know the story of what Amazon did to Amy Nelson and her family.

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

The Nelson Family lost their home and essentially their waking lives because of Amazon. Anything people can donate goes a long way.

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

What Amazon has done to Amy Nelson and her family is terrifying + heartbreaking

With no criminal charges, their home was raided by the FBI because of false allegations from Amazon. They’ve had to sell their home. They’re completely financially drained.

But still fighting.

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Someone was paid actual money to write this

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Reuters asked Disney for comment on our joke about them being groomers. 😂

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

This is why nobody takes the Media or “fact checkers” seriously

The Babylon Bee posted the satirical headline ‘Child Grooming Content On X Reduced By 83% After Disney Pulls Ads’

A Reuters employee was paid to fact check this (they even reached to Disney for comment 😂)

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Imagine working for Epic Games and having to come into the office for an emergency meeting bc kids keep recreating 9/11 on Lego Fortnite

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Always gotta shout out Community Notes 🫡😂

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

I love Community Notes

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Do these people read history books? I promise kids have lived through much worse things than the modern West

These extreme anti-natalists are driving people towards a very empty existence.

"And when nobody wakes you up in the morning, and when nobody waits for you at night, and when you can do whatever you want, what do you call it? Freedom or loneliness?" -- Charles Bukowski

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Wait til you find out who (or what?) has been censoring everybody!

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

No freaking way…

The actual quote from Reagan is “The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.”

This genius ironically quotes Reagan as only saying the last half

This is our government. A bunch of baboons.

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

We do not have a southern border.

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

i regret to inform you that i actually just suck

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

yeah babe it’s fine, that just wasn’t very peace & prosperity of u

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

The Fed is loaning hundreds of billions of $$$ to banks, allowing them to pledge their devalued assets + receive $$$ as if they were fully valued. The loans come due in March, and they have no plan on how to get out of this mess.

Great breakdown here:

https://t.co/A0MTecnCsh