austin 🇵🇸

we altered the flow of time, so that the world might once again feel small (bg: Roses, Butterfly and Puppies, by Nagasawa Rosetsu) // jujutsu maintainer

[austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib]

has anyone tried making a computer that’s good yet

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[audrey @phlegmme]

The cyberfoid’s NakamotoCorp eye implants glimmered as she sauntered hypergamously away from her late husbotron’s DigiGrave. Her new Chad-8000 with improved thrusting speed already waited nearby

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

This is the actual use for ram

[carter @carterbogausch]

my insane little baby i love her so much

[austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib]

hitting the 14f electric punish is genuinely one of the best feelings you can have in the game

[TNS | JustASpirit @JustASpirit_]

watching this live in the front row injected straight dopamine to my veins

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

Interdisciplinary problem. I was looking up the name of a specific sword from the relatively obscure Arthurian romance Le Chevalier du Papegau and it seems also to be the name of an anime girl in a video game whom, I believe, you can date

[snout and slobber @cretincastle]

(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers)
naughty pilot
(second plane)
wait a tick

[KJGD | Storm @tivstippi]

Isn’t this the nigga who threatened to rape trump

[Eat Six Billion Neighbors @wolplicker]

FOUND IT

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

HItting this pose before I go on a seven game losing streak

[Errai @errai]

(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

With the big game tied up and 3 seconds on the clock, Coach called a timeout. He huddled us up and gave us these exact words.

[Onpam @0npam]

Sources tell me Destiny 2 is stable.

Please god

[Outro @RealOutro]

To my friend Destiny 2. Rest now. We have the watch. See you in Valhalla brother.

[austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib]

sucks man. put a crazy amount of hours into this game. at least i’m confident in them keeping it online

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Read the full blog at https://t.co/1PmLuyR3aD

For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2.

As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.

Though active development may be concluding, we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. Many changes in this final update will aim to ensure that Destiny 2 is a welcoming place for players to return to.

We’re proud of Destiny 2, the places it took us, and the legacy it has created. Because of you all, our universe is vast, built on years of shared stories, adventures, and victories. From the Cosmodrome to the Pale Heart to the Lawless Frontier, we have forged life-long memories and friendships with you all.

We are incredibly grateful to everyone who made that journey with us.

From the deepest part of our hearts, thank you, and we'll see you in the stars.

[fran @postfran_]

If I was in sex and the city they would’ve called it nothing and the shithole

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color

Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon

Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up