Hayley

Accounting grad student. Writer. Crafter.

[Hayley @steamcomplete]

My Twitter account summed up:

1. Video games
2. Politics
3. Customer service requests/complaints

[Hayley @steamcomplete]

I can't calm down because I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I'm ready to enter to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour.

Keyword is summer!!!!

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

DEBATE COACH: What if you said—
WARREN: If I tell the truth I won’t have to remember anything.
DEBATE COACH: Cool. Cool. Cool.
#demdebate

[Hayley @steamcomplete]

@nytimes Frankly less bothered I had to cancel my subscription now.

[Hayley @steamcomplete]

@nytimes Why catalogue this? Why give these superficial insults a megaphone? It’s not like it is ever a slow news day anymore.

[Hayley @steamcomplete]

@heyyyella Dramatic prairie dog. Best six seconds of mid-2000s internet.

[Hayley @steamcomplete]

@libbycwatson Monorail. Monorail. Monorail.

[Hayley @steamcomplete]

Olympus needs a better emergency services department than just Hercules. #KingdomHearts3 #KingdomHeartsIII

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

New plan: go to Safeway, fill cart, tell cashier Mexico will pay for groceries.

[Kelly Knox @kelly_knox]

#My1stConcertWas a security question on lots of my online accounts, nice try

[moved to zoequinn.bsky.social @UnburntWitch]

Be nice to the cleaning lady.

(I mean both janitorial staff and Marie Kondo)

[Kate Nocera @KateNocera]

we stand by our reporting.

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

"We are beginning to understand what ails us, and it’s not something an oxygen facial or a treadmill desk can fix."

Read @annehelen on how millennials became the burnout generation. https://t.co/vBlaWpyp90

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

I love the exciting moment at a gender reveal party when you find out if the baby will be a boy or if it’ll be unlikable

[moved to zoequinn.bsky.social @UnburntWitch]

As I enter 2019 it’s fun to think about where the shitheads who tried to ruin my life in 2014 are now.

Might as well tell this funny story I’ve been sitting on for about a year about Milo Y. Figured I’d save it for when he hit rock bottom but he keeps reinventing the term.

[Adam Jentleson @AJentleson]

Louis CK is a good reminder that when people with power ask for respect it’s called “civility” and is sacred, but when people without power ask for respect it’s called “political correctness” and is the butt of jokes.

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest

[Imperial - @imperial.bsky.social @imperialsworld]

Personally. Attacked.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

ten writing rules
1. find exactly the right place to sit
2. better get coffee also
3. turn off the internet we're WRITING
4. but i have a question only the internet can answer
5. more coffee!
6. maybe i got an important email
7. how is the coffee shop closing
8. oh no

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

To me, every social engagement is an Escape Room.