bruce zimmerman

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Follow me and I WILL make you rich

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

@MomAngtrades @niallmattimoe @YouTube Wow you’ve been to Newport Beach many times on the 4th you must be an expert

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

The Sandlot kids describing the Hawk Tuah girl: “The sultan of spittle! The queen of quitters! The colossus of clout chasing! The dynamo of drool!”

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

In the future there won’t be stand up comedy. Just meme slideshows. Or some sort of meme Ted talk. I’m still working out details. Some crazy meme thing.

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Baby proofing your home is actually reinforcing it’s structure so a hypothetical horde of babies couldn’t breach the internal perimeter

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Ancient sigma texts foretold of a top gangster or a Top G if you will, millennia ago

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

There is no way Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are together real

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Went 1-6 in madden last night. Not feeling well today

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Virgin Lebron James fan vs the Chad Kareem Abdul-Jabbar enjoyer

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

@0xgaut Alex Jones😳

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Justin Bieber won in the end I think. His music slaps😤

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Rihanna should bring out Weezer during the Super Bowl halftime show

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Entrepreneurs don’t mind spoilers. Money makers need a quick synopsis to enjoy a movie. That’s it

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

@oldcabin19 I tip my cap to you good sir

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Who do you queens have for the “slay” offs this season? 💅

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Sipping a bourbon as I’m 90 years old, about to go to bed for the last time… boot up Fortnite one last time and scroll to the career tab… It was a good life

[jack freim (former future first round pick) @livinthefreim]

I’ve been shaking and dealing with terrible Outer Banks withdrawals. Forget football season I need season 3 NOW.

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

I can’t wait til the lebron sprite cranberry commercials this year. Always the highlight

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

Qui-gon jinn in the streets, Ra’s al ghul in the sheets

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

First child names:
Boy: Ishmael
Girl: Cherie
Non-binary: Jé

[bruce zimmerman @steamybeefcake]

It’s always dudes with the low T count that repost the motivational content