Steve

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.

[Steve @steeeeveeeeee]

"WHO SAYS I CANT WIN THIS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST?" will probably be my final words.

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@artofjefferson Bro, have I got the show for you.

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My Lyft driver won’t stop talking to me. Contemplating jumping out at the next light. Or maybe before.

[Steve @steeeeveeeeee]

Victory?

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@garrettneeley Aww when you head back??

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Gonna start a YouTube channel where I try and rate different types of frozen ravioli. I’m gonna call “Ravioli Ravin’.”

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@garrettneeley That’s 6 too many IPAs.

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A lot of the brains processing actually happens in the gut. That’s what a gut feeling is.

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Forgot I put a taco in my inside jacket pocket as a snack for later then ran into a friend who loves hugs. The taco, like my dreams, were crushed.

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Shoutout to my work homies for helping me realize that I’m mildly allergic to protein bars. Y’all the real heroes today. ❤️

[Steve @steeeeveeeeee]

My biggest regret is giving away my GameCube and most of the games to someone who didn’t appreciate it as much as I did.

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8 months later and I still don’t know how it got here.

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There’s a can of @SPAMbrand in my cupboard and I don’t know how it got there.

[Steve @steeeeveeeeee]

Been sending my friend scene by scene updates as the movie progresses. I think she hates me by now.

[Steve @steeeeveeeeee]

It’s bananas how many times I can put Top Gun on and not be tired of it. #theneedforspeed #dangerzone

[Bobby Blanchard 🌈 @bobbycblanchard]

hello darkness my old friend

[Steve @steeeeveeeeee]

Good news everyone, I spent all my money!

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Fuck, I love me a good cup of juice.

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I should get a ouija board.

[Steve @steeeeveeeeee]

Wait a second, is Billy Joel not cool?

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So I guess I’m rewatching The OC again. I think I’m going through something.

[Steve @steeeeveeeeee]

“The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually, you’ll be dead.”
You are a wise dog Mr. Peanutbutter. Good dog.