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You're shining and it shows

[lowbackpain_✨ @steeeph22]

@The1GuitarGuy @rennbaebae just rotting in my room doing 💫 nothing 💫

[trash jones @jzux]

it's important to have a friend whose house is like a bed rotting resort. you order breakfast. you watch tv in silence. you take a nap in their bed. then it's dinner and you order takeout. a no brain cells day

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

soft pretzels only come 2 ways:

- no salt
- enough salt to line a highway before a snowstorm

[x @soulohlove]

booking flights on a phone is crazy. that is a laptop activity

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

we have an orange cat and got him a purple harness to wear and the color contrast was very fetching so for our black cat I was like ooh a bright yellow would really pop and...she just looks like she's wearing a high-viz. girl looks like she's on the jobsite.

[ghost @ghost_prole]

Someone got Scott Pilgrim’d here

[MR. MITCH (RECOVERED) @gladstoned420]

a beautiful woman should never have to use Microsoft teams

[BRE @brethawriter]

Just tried Olipop for the first time, and just as I thought, the girls are LYING! That was probably the WORST drink I’ve ever tasted in my LIFE!

[tracey @lilvietnamami]

bro having a job where you’re one of the youngest employees is crazy like I’m taking PTO to go to music festivals meanwhile my coworkers are taking PTO because their kid in high school got sick or my coworkers are just straight up retiring omg 😭😭😭😭😭

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped

[bug girl @buggirl]

3pm-5pm is the bane of my existence every day between 3pm-5pm i lose my will to live and go insane

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

the European mind can’t comprehend this

[Madi✧˖°. @ThousandAbove]

courtney laplante moment i can’t stop quoting (you’re welcome)

[Jenni @hashjenni]

college in a tweet

[✨smoke mommy✨ @wxfflestomp]

I found out my husband has a burner zillow account used to verbally harass landlords with ridiculous rental prices & I just think thats hot

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

date idea: we go to an aquarium and we name each individual fish