Stephen Parker

[Stephen Parker @steeevepark]

Fuck this French homework, can't focus, dead tired, not even halfway done and I'm up at 5 tmr!!

[Stephen Parker @steeevepark]

@JessParksCars he's fucking crazy :P

[Lamebook @lamebook]

One of the biggest idiots ever... http://t.co/WbfNuabZde

[Steven Maurizio @StevenMaurizio]

Fk u all! @DannyD1526 @Alex20Williams @rossboss514

[Stephen Parker @steeevepark]

Dad muttering to himself saying he's crazy, YES OF COURSE IM CRAZY AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO PRACTICE YOUR DRIVING WITH, CAUSE YOU'RE A SHIT.

[Stephen Parker @steeevepark]

That awkward moment when you see someone you know on the Internet... Naked

[Stephen Parker @steeevepark]

First in car session in 20min clear the roads!!

[Overly Manly Man™ @OverlyManlyMaan]

To me, drink responsibly means don't spill it.

[Stephen Parker @steeevepark]

@elstandjofski haven't been on in a while, probs a bit late, it's score though

[Stephen Parker @steeevepark]

@JessParksCars getting detentions

[Overly Manly Man™ @OverlyManlyMaan]

Zombie apocalypse? You mean target practice?

[Stephen Parker @steeevepark]

"My face has a lot of skin on it" @JessParksCars

[PROFESSOR OAK @yaboyprofoak]

seriously sometimes i think about how much cooler pokemon are than real animals n i just start kickin gerbils n shit lol idk

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[UberFacts @UberFacts]

1 sperm cell contains about 37.5MB of DNA - So a normal ejaculation transfers about 1,587GB of data in 3 seconds.

[PROFESSOR OAK @yaboyprofoak]

japan is all like “yo sorry we bombed ur country back in the day but heres pokemon lol” now we all cool wit them

[PROFESSOR OAK @yaboyprofoak]

yo my favorite type of rock is the crack rock lmao jk its geodude

[Stephen Parker @steeevepark]

"Hey Stephen, I made you green eggs and ham." "Cool, where's the ham?" "We don't have any, so I guess it will be green eggs and pastrami"

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you put an ignited match in your microwave, then turn it on, you can create a plasma ball, or balled lightning inside.