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[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

We all got that one coworker

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@PAWGzi @stolen_valor555 @Sharpsho0ter_ mothers had 12 kids 500 years ago because rape is human instinct

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@be3zy_b this is what minecraft fans will accuse you of wanting in the game if you dare to say that creepers are bad game design

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@JacPostans @NathanJRobinson white people when they hold 99.8% of all the power in the world instead of 100%

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@Secret_OliveE lock in of the millennium in 2023 holy

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@Saeko_Cut it is imperative to queer liberation that we do nothing but argue about the meanings of labels forever

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@Lil_Obster @WarMonitors why is the president pretending to be an idiot to make people mad? why do you think that's a good look?

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@womwithnoo not really what the post is about but there's probably a much better reason they don't blast pregnant women with x rays

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@aralmond_ @RealWolfAubrey "Please excuse any toliets you might see spontaneously materializing in the elevators, we've been getting cross-dimensional interference from a universe where it's perfectly normal to put toilets in elevators. Disgusting, I know. Chariots chariots."

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@newnerevar i don't want my mom to get old

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we are so unbelievably fucked

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@phlegmme i like how it's a completely different grave implying he remarried at some point and his other wife died too

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we're losing a war in the middle east because trump simply can't stop winning at his medical exams. he doesn't have time to do statesman shit because he wants to see if he can get 10 physicals in a week

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: If the president's in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups?

Oz: He likes the results. He does really well. Uh, he aces the test every single day

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@TylorStankley2 id be willing to argue that the banana has MORE cultural value nowadays. apart from being the prototypical piece of fine art, does anyone really give a shit about the mona lisa?

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@Diogvs @RealmNews247 @jeb_ also i really don't know who you're calling a "massive raging faggot" when you are clearly WAY more angry about this

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@Diogvs @RealmNews247 @jeb_ great, i turned off mob griefing! now villagers don't breed, sheep don't eat grass, endermen don't pick up blocks, and ghasts and withers (destructive mobs that are actually fun and well implemented) are harmless and boring now!

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@Diogvs @RealmNews247 @jeb_ any hostile night mob can be warded off with torches and walls, but the punishment for not doing that is a little bit of lost health in every other case. creepers are the only ones that turn a 2 second mistake into a 5 minute chore, if they don't kill you instantly

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@Diogvs @RealmNews247 @jeb_ the problem with creepers is they join the building and combat experiences in a shitty disjointed way. they turn what should be an inherently enjoyable creative outlet into an irritating cleanup operation

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@Diogvs @RealmNews247 @jeb_ setting it to peaceful to essentially play an entirely different game just to avoid one enemy is not a real solution, and neither is turning off any mob being able to affect the world in any way, because im not a microsoft drone and i still think that's something they should do

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@Diogvs @RealmNews247 @jeb_ there's a very clear cut distinction between a well designed, engaging, and fulfilling challenge and meaningless tedium. tell me, do you actually enjoy the aftermath of creeper explosions? is filling up holes and rebuilding the sides of your house actually fulfilling to you?