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XO

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

MINI SOTO IS ACTUALLY DOING IT WHAT IS THIS

[Kirk Snyder @dynastyinfo411]

Jordan Walker has 4 HR and 15 RBI in the month of July (10 games)

[Jon Anderson @JonPgh]

People wait way too long to get married these days thank you for your attention

[Leo @SpartanPsyche]

If you want a habit to stick, make the cue unavoidable and the start stupidly easy. Same time, same place, same first step. The brain repeats what feels certain. Certainty trains consistency. Consistency trains identity.

[twink death @agingtragedy]

I cheated on this girl a year ago and in the peak of her anger she said “besides your dick there is NOTHING good about you” and i still think about it to this day when i need a ray of light. I wish i could thank her but im still blocked

[Marksman @Marksman]

Played Black Ops 2 for 5 hours… can confirm, it’s not nostalgia.

It is just better than everything else.

[z @steez33_]

@be_like_ice a pound of ground beef is like $8, less expensive if you go fattier. A box of cinnamon toast crunch is like $7 now, that's where they've lost it. Beef, potatoes, Rice, shredded cheese all still very affordable IMO.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Life after getting tired of being depressed

[Lee Elms @JWIMYS]

Being a manager at work you have to deal with people calling out. Which I don’t care call off idgaf that’s your money… but some of the lies people tell me I feel like they playing with my intelligence

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[MMA Pros Pick @MMA_PROS_PICK_]

🗣️Reporter: "You fight on Saturday night. England is also playing Norway. What are you more excited about?"

🗣️Paddy: "What do you think, lad, something that 11 other fellas are gonna do or something that I'm gonna do?"🤣

via: UFC

[Horror MMA🔪🥊 @HorrorMMA]

is he coping? Yes, does it HURT him to his core that he lost? Yes, BUT is he correct in everything he’s saying? Yes

[Human Upgrade @HumanUpgrade_]

Haaland explains why he believes sleep is the single most important factor for long-term health, recovery, and performance.

"I think sleep is the most important thing in the world."

"Blue blocking glasses shutting out all the signals and everything. Normally three hours before bed."

"I think like to do a lot of things is not good, but to do small things every single day for a longer period I think really pays off."

"They can make you kind of get in your head. That's why I don't want to do it."

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Giannis says he showed up EARLY to work out with Kobe, and the Black Mamba made him pay for it

“Working out with Kobe, I showed up before him. I love that I did it, but it was a mistake”

“Kobe came and said, ‘What are we gonna do?’ I said, ‘Whatever you tell me to do.’ He said, ‘Go right, make 25.’ I usually make four or five. I said, ‘Yeah… make 25.’ I made 25. ‘Okay, go left, 25.’ Then, ‘Go right, two dribbles’”

“We worked out for two hours, intense, and I’m thinking, I shouldn’t have shot before this, I’m tired, I wanted to show him my best version”

“But here’s what players won’t do today: they won’t be vulnerable. They won’t show weakness, or show appreciation to somebody better. If you always think you’re the best, you can never learn”

“I had my notebook, I asked a lot of questions, he answered every single one, and never made me feel like we were running out of time. It was one of the best experience in my career”

[New Mentalities @NewMentalities]

You must by all means get addicted to positive thoughts about your life. Ceilings don't exist. Be everything you want.

[z @steez33_]

@TalkinBaseball_ well there goes his swing

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Paul Skenes on Ryan O'Hearn's 3 homer, 10 RBI game. 🤣

"I think it was kinda selfish, to be honest. Everybody else is getting on. Home runs are rally killers.

You hit a 3- run home run or a grand slam...and what now? There's nobody on. Nobody can drive him in. Good for him, I guess."

[Tangotiger 🍁 @tangotiger]

To commit to the bit for 28 seconds and not even break to make sure everyone knows hes not an idiot is the sign of a comedic genius