Eerie Guardless

"We live in a society!"

[Eerie Guardless @stefaside]

Not deactivating, but signing out for a while. One too many fascists on here. Peace and love. See you on the other side, maybe.

[Cal Football @CalFootball]

THIS IS BEAR TERRITORY!!! 🪓

#GoBears x #BigGame125

[Grant Marek @Grant_Marek]

decisions, decisions

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Let’s take a minute to appreciate ‘cappuccino’ in Welsh.

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

There have been 3 Dalrymples in MLB history

In 3 different eras

Not related to each other

I love baseball

[Eerie Guardless @stefaside]

I use between 5 and 95 toothpicks per day AMA

[Eerie Guardless @stefaside]

GIVE YAZ THE GOLD

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

The Kind of 𝑮𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 We Make 🎶

Take a look back at our top five defensive plays of the year

[Reductress @Reductress]

I LIVED IT: I Couldn't Tell if My Laundry Was Wet or Just Cold: https://t.co/x9p86Maiz0

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

GEORGE COSTANZA: (defensively) Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew me

[Eerie Guardless @stefaside]

Love u M's but try an
extra
line break next time

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

We heard you...

Next season, the entire @TMobile ‘Pen will be open to all fans for all games on a first-come, first-served basis!

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

you say rice pudding, I say advice pudding. you want some advice? get some pudding.

[Eerie Guardless @stefaside]

@somuchsilence scaris

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

GEORGE (telepathically): i’m shining jerry!
JERRY: you’re shining?
GEORGE: went to the overlook and bam! got the shine!
ELAINE: one time a guy took me there for the weekend…let’s just say it was all work and no play
*kramer chops through the door with an axe*

[SportsAngle @SportsAngle]

Amazing photos of an absolute legend and Hall of Famer. 🙌

(Good to see @StephenCurry30 and @SteveKerr too)

[Eerie Guardless @stefaside]

@SportsAngle @Snack_Memories ooh no but i think we tried a different one w/pop rocks in it? like a "fireworks" 4th of july-themed flavor, does that ring a bell?

[KNBR @KNBR]

☑️☑️

[Max ⚓ @fischybusinesss]

Babe wake up we need to buy the $22.79 Seattle Mariners officially licensed stake knives

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me: “Why didn’t my alarm go off this morning?”

My alarm:

[Eerie Guardless @stefaside]

will never, ever, ever get tired of this

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

The umpire doesn’t decide if it’s strike three... Buster Posey does.

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell