Steffanie

duh

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

Today a lady pointed at me with a 6 pack of hot dogs and asked "do you know anything about weiners?".

I responded... "absolutely not".

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

Don’t you hate it when you run into your ex at the local belly flop competition?

[emma @Em_Bers]

graphic designers complain a lot for people who can claim browsing pinterest as billable hours….

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

@bitzgreg Hurricane or Moon!

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

Can the anti-vax community just maybe not use the term pro-choice? thx so much cuties 😘

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

My niece just called me "auntie sassy" like 7 times.

Is it because she can't pronounce Steffanie or is she calling me out on my shit?

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

The people who drink from wine glasses that say "wine is cheaper than therapy" need therapy the most.

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

@ValauraV @VPJ7 @taylorswift13 We need a road trip soon!

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

@KoltynJam 💕

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

The difference between Gen Z and Millenials is that they start doing pottery because of Tiktok and not because of Ghost.

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

I went on a date with a guy who said that this Friday the 13th "everything would go back to normal."

..Does he know how Friday the 13th works?

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

@bebopboi This is the coolest job

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

The nicest thing a man has ever done for me was restarting his island on Animal Crossing.

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

@bitzgreg I'm entirely jealous of your adventures in Ireland! Have the best time buddy

[chels @chelsea]

might fuck around and buy some fonts

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

@CorinnaKopf @Casey

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

I might have went to therapy to brag about myself today... I can't think of a better way to spend $150.

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

Let's go girls send tweet

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

@HelloKelowna Holy shit. This is INSANE