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Leader of the lost

[«$†ë₣₣» @steffaurora]

My hobbies include snacking, eating, sleeping, watching Netflix, and spiralling downward into the depths of procrastination

[«$†ë₣₣» @steffaurora]

Ok but how many swifties are getting arrested tonight for what they feel compelled to do while listening to #vigilanteshit ? @taylorswift13 #midnights

[«$†ë₣₣» @steffaurora]

The fact that my sister and I have never met each other’s cats just doesn’t sit right with me

[julia @juliashiplett]

I’d be a terrible couples therapist. I’d just be like “have you considered breaking up?”

[chance @chanceposts]

if you’re fully vaccinated, the cdc says you can release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn’t drink enough our bones would go soft and we’d turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall

[«$†ë₣₣» @steffaurora]

Anyone else have a constant loop of “you are now now rockin’ with Will .I. am and Britney, bitch” playing their heads? Just me?

[MICHAEL PENIX, 350 YARDS - 4TDs @SmediumYSLTees]

Y’all cyberattack everything but student loans and it’s so annoying. Focus.

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

You deserve an easy love.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Maybe every day should be Earth Day.

[«$†ë₣₣» @steffaurora]

Y’all had never even heard of mRNA before this vaccine came out and now you think you’re some kind of experts hey 😂 please take a step back and listen to the people who have spent years becoming educated on immunology.

[«$†ë₣₣» @steffaurora]

Not really sure why people worship royalty like they literally are PROUD of their rich history of being inbreds????

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

y’all used to call yourselves smexy. i ain’t forget.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The good thing about Science is that it’s true, whether or not you believe in it.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Beginning today I will post a weekly image & link to a T-shirt. Conceived & designed by fans. Sanctioned by me.

After fees to the artist, proceeds go to educational organizations.

Inspired by the “Y’all Need Science” meme, I offer a timely message.

https://t.co/IMf0ispB6q

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not knowing what it is, does not count as evidence for knowing what it is.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

We’re just sayin’. To abolish mask -wearing laws in some States while the rest of the Nation keeps theirs is like designating a peeing section of the swimming pool.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

[A R T O I S @imartois]

When you realize Cardi B and Lil Nas X don't exist to raise your children and you have to do it.

[«$†ë₣₣» @steffaurora]

My toxic trait is constantly belting out @mtrench ballads with 0 regard for how little soundproofing my apartment building has