Steffen

[Blakk Dompap 🇧🇻 @DigitaltGull]

Hilser på nyansatt på jobben:

"Jasså hva jobbet du med før da?"

"Blikkenslager"

"Åh. Jeg driver sidehustle som pikkenslager"

*slår han i pikken*

Den nyansatte vrir seg i smerte.

"Velkommen til Tull & Tøys AS, her slår vi hverandre i tissen for humoreffekt"

[clithaver (evil) @clithaver]

come watch this hippo piss all over his own ass bro, god exists

[Mike P @mikepat711]

My fiancee is about to find out why I didn't lose my virginity until I turned 20

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Lowkey when a woman talks about her incompetent idiot husband he always sounds like me

[Lark @king_of_limb]

girlfriend: how am I supposed to feel loved in this relationship if you're unable to love yourself
fully nude gnome sprinting under the table and going so fast his giggle has the doppler effect: HOO ʜᴏᴏ ʰᵒᵒ ͘͘͘
me: what the hell was that
ex-girlfriend: you always do this

[stars⛓️🗝️ @BigGengarFan04]

She’s using me for my average dick and minimum wage paycheck and undesirable physique

[Chess.com @chesscom]

@elonmusk even my friends don’t text me back that fast

[Héfty @chrispacketabc]

Got run over by a fucking bus hahahahahahahaa

[Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi]

Always dear 🫡

[Sjamanen @turborunk]

Haakons første handling i sin kongegjerning er å flytte tronen inn på hjørnet på Slottets soverom

[juan @bigjuange]

must've been quite the poo he was doing

[Tremenningen @Tremenningen]

Å? Du er prinsipielt republikaner? Men lei deg over kongens død? Still deg i fakkings KØ brur!

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

My horny ass could not study quantum mechanics. Double slit experiment? I lost a girlfriend for suggesting that once in college

[Olive (Like the Reindeer) @GayOliveGarden]

Community in 2026:

Troy and Abed: "we are non-binary lesbians"

Annie: "aww you guys- girls... theys?"

Britta: "Claiming queer identity is a big deal, an an AFAB-"

The Dean, dressed like Sabrina Carpenter: "I'm working late, cause I'm Jeff Winger🎶"

[Ϩ𝓳ⲁ𐌵ⲉꞅ @HenrikFrenrik]

Noen ganger maler jeg meg selv inn i et hjørne og ender opp med å mene masse dumme ting fordi jeg er for emosjonelt opptatt i å ha rare meninger

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

elon musk thinks im cucking him and hasn't stopped freaking out about it since.

[TVet @toontownveteran]

grindr names be like “sub 24” like fuck bro im trying

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this