steffi

willy nilly

[steffi @steffopotomus]

"You're funny, for a girl" - something I've been told by 4 different boys now

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

If they ever add screenshot notifications to instagram stories they’re gonna make a Netflix doc about me

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i don’t have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern

[sarah @sablaah]

walking on to the set of “is it cake” with a gun in my mouth and making them all guess

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

self harming by remaining sober

[steffi @steffopotomus]

@ashtonvdoyle I don’t have anything to say back to that

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m both dumber and smarter than you think. don’t estimate me

[steffi @steffopotomus]

@ashtonvdoyle Ripcord?

[steffi @steffopotomus]

@ashtonvdoyle COTS to the ex-president. And treasurer while we’re at it!

[Reba McEntire @reba]

Long or short, either way I love being a redhead! #NationalRedheadDay

[guy named balls @bobsredmilf]

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

[steffi @steffopotomus]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[steffi @steffopotomus]

She didn’t seem concerned either which is, imo, the most concerning part

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

when julia fox releases her book I am going to read it with a highlighter as if it were the old testament

[steffi @steffopotomus]

@ashtonvdoyle UNSUBSCRIBE

[steffi @steffopotomus]

@claire_sn00k McCob!

[steffi @steffopotomus]

@DJ_notnice @ashtonvdoyle