Stephanie Fretwell

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Clean (Taylor's version) OMFG
#1989TaylorsVersion

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

The next song was Lean On Me… Someone check on the person who composed this playlist, they are not ok. 🙃

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

On hold trying to schedule an MRI scan for my oncology follow up, and the first song that plays is The Sound of Silence which starts with, “Hello darkness my old friend.”

Still deciding how to feel about this 🫠. #scanxiety

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

What’s the longest y’all have ever been on hold? I’m currently at 2 hours and 18 minutes 😭😭

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

*Derp growls*
Brandi (to me): Is that your stomach?!
Me: No, it’s Derp growling.
Brandi: I was going to say, geez eat something.

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

Some people collect quarters or stamps, I collect pick-up lines. Send me your best! #pickupline #dating #bumble #hinge #tinder

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

Oh wait, I forgot about Lazarus. Looks like our boy Jesus wasn’t the OG zombie, but he definitely contributed! #Easter

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

So like Jesus was the OG zombie, right? #Easter

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

(Pointing to Anna and Elsa on the tv)
“They don’t have skin.”

-Creepy Things My Niece Has Said, An Anthology.

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

I know I complained about the food at Mercy General, but at least they had ice cream for dessert. Kaiser doesn’t give you ice cream 😭

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

The thing I’ve noticed about the older generation, they are quick to accuse or snap at someone, but as soon as they realize they are in the wrong they make it a point to apologize.

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

@spenserj87 Hehehe it’s all a part of my plan to loop you back into all things Bachelor 😈

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

Why is no one talking about the fact that the producers knowingly CHOSE to air the rumors about Brittany?! #TheBachelorABC

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

I think the #bachelorabc producers should be ultimately held accountable for the backlash and defamation that Brittany has faced.

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

Yes, Anna shouldn’t have started those rumors, but at the same time, it was ultimately the producers who decided on that narrative by choosing to dedicate air time to it. #TheBachelorABC

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

@spenserj87 It is now. I feel like I should fully embraced the old lady vibes while I’m recovering.

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

My back hurts from leaning over the table to work on a jigsaw puzzle... Gen Z is right, I’m old. 👵🏻

[Badia Ahad PhD @BadiaAhad]

I don’t think diversity training can fix this.

[Tony Thurmond @TonyThurmond]

Our students and children are watching closely, and they deserve the absolute best from us. (4/4)

[Stephanie Fretwell @steffydontfret]

I got an instant pot last Christmas. I’m just now using it for the second time 😂
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Please be on standby with help... Not confident I pushed the right buttons. There may be a fire 😬