jennysbernal

asi ha sido mi vida un cumulo de errores y sucesos, un viaje con retorno a los excesos, un simple espectador del sentimiento

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

When you're my age your side boob is in your pocket.

[SassyWineQueen @SassyWineQueen]

How to be successful:
Focus on your own shit. 💁

[CurvyLadyProbs @CurvyLadyProbs]

I'm "it's 9:30pm and you want to start a movie this late!?" years old.

[diane lewis @dianelewis48]

What a spectacular Sunday. The #Seahawks won and Mt. Rainier loomed brilliantly!

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

*spends $7.00*
"Okay I need to calm down with all this spending"

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

PHYSICS: It's the science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls

[jennysbernal @stefiber]

I will always want you

[jennysbernal @stefiber]

You idiots its COLOMBIA!!! and yes she deserved the crown. #MissPhilippines is ugly as shirt #misscolombia2015 #MissUniverse2015

[jennysbernal @stefiber]

I refused to be with someone. At the end you are the one who get hurt on and on

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

She: I'm in the mood for...

Me: I'm in the mood for a bitch who ain't so moody.

[La Bobada Literaria @BobadaLiteraria]

¿A cambio de cuántos espejos le daremos el galeón San José a España?

[★Lil★Miss★B★ @LanieLalaBugs]

No one's an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

[La Bobada Literaria @BobadaLiteraria]

Lo verdaderamente escandaloso sería encontrar un policía honesto.

[brittany @mogirlprobs]

i forgive people but that doesn’t mean I accept their behavior. I just forgive for me, so I can let go and move on with MY life.

[Revista Semana @RevistaSemana]

Economía | “Necesitamos un dólar a 3.000 pesos”, Mauricio Cárdenas --> https://t.co/eNvBOpK237

[Revista Semana @RevistaSemana]

#Sanción | ¿Cuáles fueron las conductas indebidas del fabricante de Cicatricure y Asepxia? https://t.co/Vb98e4D5QF