Bob Morris

Our beloved ranting NYC Jewess, Lorraine, is sending you a prophetic pill popping kvetch from heaven. Enjoy. Share. Or shut up.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

Unboxing for boomers.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

I am looking for a morning after convention pill. Do they still make qualudes?

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

Even in the afterlife the best conversations I have are in my head.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

It's impossible to RIP when you're stuck with a bunch of knuckleheads in the afterlife with no xanax.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

One year dead today, fuck the flowers, just GoFundMe.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

This is what happens when you die, some nitwit turns you into a comic. Funny Friday's coming soon. Spread the word.

[The_martinigirl @The_MartiniGirl]

Not to brag but everyone does know my name at the liquor store.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

Just found out Roger Ailes died. Can't wait to see him in the afterworld because I've got a knuckle sandwich waiting for him.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

Dead and still no fucks to give.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

A recent crossover came to me lost, when I found out he was a congressman in life, I gave him directions to hell.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

Even in the afterlife weekend Twitter is a drag.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

I'm going to have learn better insults because telling someone in the afterlife to fuck off and die doesn't carry the same weight.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

@biggspirit https://t.co/Fid1o6mk6X

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

@biggspirit

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

If there's someone who really pisses you off get them to say my name three times in the mirror and I'll nag them to death.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

Even in the afterlife a day just doesn't feel right unless I've offended someone.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

I'd be happy if they discovered intelligent life on earth.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

There are some real knuckleheads in the afterlife, good thing my middle finger still works.

[Bob Morris @PilltokBob]

I wouldn't have died had I known you couldn't get Xanax here.

[Tony @tsm560]

I get bored and zone out during any conversation that doesn't pertain directly to me.