† Stefånie †

Serial Chiller

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

A King who doesn't is no King at all. https://t.co/Jg1GAlfIjI

[Timothy Clark @MrTimothyClark]

[lead singer of Blink 182 meeting the angel from their nightmares, the shadow in the background of the morgue, the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley]

"Hello there"

[pw @petewentz]

I’m so stressed about the last Jedi. I need to know what happens but also completely don’t want to know.

[† Stefånie † @stefimartini]

@TaySano CALL J.G WENTWORTH! 877 CASH NOW!

[pw @petewentz]

You ever look at someone and just wonder what their drunk Taco Bell order is.

[Dr Mary Hitchman @maryhitchman]

Note to self

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

IM COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
AND IVE BEEN DOING
NOT SO GREAT
YEAH
NOT TOO GREAT ACTUALY
YEAH NOT SO GREAT
REALY NOT THAT GREAT REALY

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Karate Kid (1984)

[⊹˙elizabeta꧂ @elizadimitria]

friends: are u sure ur okay? u haven't been urself lately

me: i'm fine :)

my mental health: https://t.co/yTv9kp4kJn

[katy @_ktdee]

ACCIDENTALLY PASTED THIS INTO AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF MY E-SIGNATURE, AND IN MY PANIC TO DELETE IT MANAGED TO SEND IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day...

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

I just want android users to realize that their snaps look like civil war footage

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Sooo #iPhoneX about #FaceID ...ummmmm .... what do I do?