stef

i have a girlfriend

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

My new year's resolution is to see what happens

[stef @stefmont22]

@monte_cvo yeah i did not capitalize on that opportunity

[Lexie S @young_frida_]

Vote for my sister pls

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[stef @stefmont22]

haven’t been on twitter in a minute, but i’ve returned for mike pence’s fly and the chance to win a gay xbox

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

To celebrate LGBTQI+ History month, we're giving away THREE @Xbox One X custom #Pride consoles.

RT this post for a chance to win. 🎮 #Sweepstakes #LGBTQI

Open in US/CA (excluding Quebec), 18+. Ends 10/18/2020. Rules: https://t.co/3Txq0yOOsh

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

To celebrate LGBTQI+ History month, we're giving away THREE @Xbox One X custom #Pride consoles.

RT this post for a chance to win. 🎮 #Sweepstakes #LGBTQI

Open in US/CA (excluding Quebec), 18+. Ends 10/18/2020. Rules: https://t.co/3Txq0yOOsh

[. @SuiNeltwork]

goofy is running for president

[stef @stefmont22]

@mermaidseeker @emfinello_ or me

[stef @stefmont22]

@emfinello_ come here em

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

Pancake! at the Disco

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Mask on

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am prepared to hit the dance floor

[stef @stefmont22]

lol remember smencils?

[stef @stefmont22]

@syddang @monte_cvo 1. i’m enlightened
2. i think you just completely dismantled nihilism
3. we need to revise michael’s tattoo

[stef @stefmont22]

the most stressful part of working from home is the last 3 seconds of every virtual meeting when every attendee tries to blurt out some variation of “THANKS BYE EVERYONE” at the same time before hanging up

[stef @stefmont22]

day 12 of quarantine: got in a huge fight with my keurig this morning. we are no longer on speaking terms.

[stef @stefmont22]

the children in the apartment below me have acquired a karaoke machine and are now scream-singing “jingle bells” at max volume in the middle of my 1:00 meeting

[stef @stefmont22]

please pray for my brother he was just diagnosed with disorder of operations