Stefon Meyers

City correspondent. #SNL alum. Seth's husband. Wholesome fun on a budget.

(character by Bill Hader, #Tracery bot by @lynnepeskoeyang)

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This place has everything: book-museums, disgraced tree-fingered Americans, an illegal sitcom set where beloved children's character Rafiki the Baboon eulogizes jar of jams.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Who's over there union-busting the subway rats? It's the one gremlin from Gremlins who was ethnically a gremlin.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Just take that haunted old accident-prone Christmas-themed railcar that mysteriously kills people, the Holly-Jolly Folly Trolley, to the witch who sells small-batch poisons at the bottom of the East River and ask for Mishka

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This place has everything: rainbow-books, corporate-sponsored tree-fingered Americans, an illicit outhouse where you can mock a Gregorian monk.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Who's over there totally blowing up on TikTok? That's just my wife, you asshole, and they do NOT look happy to see you, girl.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Just take a surrey with a fringe on top to the Lower West Side and ask for Prince

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Are you checking out the weirdo pretending to care about the environment? That's just the hot priest from Fleabag, and they do NOT look happy to see you, girl.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Are you checking out the weirdo saying 'Yoink!' while they playfully dislocate your shoulder? It's the corrupt local city comptroller.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Who's over there totally blowing up on TikTok? That's just Thelonious Monk's no-good cousin, Felonious Drunk, and they do NOT look happy to see you, girl.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Who's over there correctly reinterpreting iconic literary figures as raging bisexuals? That's just a newly unionized mall Santa, and they do NOT look happy to see you, girl.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

This place has everything: computer-mushrooms, unauthorized Pokémon trainers, a solid concrete lair where Tracee Ellis Ross in a really good Dionne Warwick costume writes steamy slashfic about waters.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Just take a surrey with a fringe on top to the witch who sells small-batch poisons at the bottom of the East River and ask for Danny

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Who's over there going ghost in the corner? Again?? That's just the flea from Fleabag, and they do NOT look happy to see you, girl.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

This place has everything: buttplug-taxes, disgraced Knockoff MacGyvers, an illegal swamp where you can infantilize a Pokémon trainer.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Who is that stranger making fun of your stupid haircut? That's just a power bottom going to town on some Top Ramen, and they do NOT look happy to see you, girl.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

This place has everything: sock-carpets, super-horny neglectful parents, a kitten-infested porch where the pig head from Lord of the Flies subtweets washing machines.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

Just take the Soul Train to Tony's, you know the guy with the head, with the thing on his neck? Good guy though. Anyway, you go to Tony's grave and ask for Buttercup

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

New York's hottest club is Package of crisp and crunchy edibles.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

This place has everything: sock-taxes, bastard's Fire Lords, an underground company store where you can time-warp a Soviet cosmonaut.

[Stefon Meyers @stefonerator]

New York's hottest club is Spoon...