Stef

crazy about dogs & alone time with coffee.

[Stef @stefstefbb]

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: nope sorry busy that weekend it’s Cortaca weekend and I’m seeing my college friends and well it’s at MetLife stadium this year and I just love my undergrad school and biggest little game in the nation ok

@CortlandAlumni

[Stef @stefstefbb]

I can’t even tell you how many people have the audacity to think my “no shoes” rule doesn’t apply to them 😂🤢 🙅🏻‍♀️

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Perspective: It is best to leave your filth outside the door. https://t.co/QltXEPg0O5

[Stef @stefstefbb]

@candicejai In comic sans, across the shoulder blades

[Stef @stefstefbb]

Do you ever think you enjoy a show, so you join a Facebook fan group and realize people are scheduling c sections to match a characters birthday and getting giant back tattoos with lines from the script? Yeah, turns out I’m not as big of a fan as I thought..

[Stef @stefstefbb]

@candicejai Poor Hank. Just wants a snack and some peace 😢

[Stef @stefstefbb]

@kebzzzzzz ^ me when the restaurant says “yeah it’s gf” and then you’re in bed for the next 3 days

[Stef @stefstefbb]

@slooterman Dentists too 😂

[Stef @stefstefbb]

Teachers are not paid enough 😅

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

y’all remember in first grade when we were just chillin in class then somebody threw up outta nowhere

[Stef @stefstefbb]

Wordle 230 3/6

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I CAVED 😂

[Stef @stefstefbb]

@mildbones I love him 🥺

[Stef @stefstefbb]

This sounds like the plot line to the next @DisneyStudios or @Pixar movie on monkeys 😂

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Yakei, a female macaque in a nature reserve in Japan, violently overthrew the alpha male of her troop to become its first female leader in the reserve’s 70-year history.

She presides over 677 monkeys, but a messy love triangle could endanger her status. https://t.co/3sRa36vAHP

[Stef @stefstefbb]

@ any healthcare professional who refused the vaccine

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

If you are a doctor who doesn't believe in the effectiveness of Covid vaccines then you are in the wrong job.

[Stef @stefstefbb]

@culdesuccubus Same, or dehydration 😂

[Stef @stefstefbb]

@choosewisely777 You can file with EEOC and you can also file with your states office of human rights! Internal complaints are not your only option!

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

If you are feeling a high amount of anxiety right now, that's OK.

We are in a historic pandemic, where a virus is being allowed to spread by governments that refuse to do anything but the bare minimum.

Anxiety, stress, fear & anger are all understandable feelings right now.

[Stef @stefstefbb]

I think someone stole a package from the porch. Joke’s on them. It’s dandruff shampoo.

[Stef @stefstefbb]

I knew you’d have some type of reaction to this @beezizzzle 😂

[Stef @stefstefbb]

If I’m the “owner” of a slack workspace, I should be allowed to recategorize messages into the CORRECT channel 😭🥴😂

[Stef @stefstefbb]

I can never remember if this is the one we gain the hour or lose the hour of sleep…

[Stef @stefstefbb]

Hi yeah, can my student loans be forgiven for all of the conversations I’ve had with antivaxxers and remained calm? It’s a public service thank you

[Stef @stefstefbb]

@WhyVeeES “Ooooh big stretchies!”