Slobadon Mikokubic

I don't read the script the script reads me

[Isakkkk @LFC_9ine]

Luis Diaz wanted to leave

Mohammed Salah wanted leave

Trent wanted to leave

Robertson wanted to leave

Konate wanted to leave

Robertson wanted to leave

Curtis Jones wanted to leave

Gakpo wants to leave

Mac Allister wants to leave

There’s something seriously wrong at Liverpool that we don’t know.

[Anfield Papers @AnfieldPapers]

Bradley Barcola is going from Nuno Mendes and Achraf Hakimi, to Charlie Kirk and Kai Cenat.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Shelton after beating Ruud at Australian Open

Courier: “I’m developing my own rankings for who has the most swagger. You’re not #1. Novak’s #1.😂 He’s kind of the goat. I got you in with Musetti. You might be 2 and 3. Who am I missing?”

Ben: “I think Carlos Alcaraz got a little bit of swag. You might’ve missed that one 😂. Tommy Paul’s got the quiet swag. From what I’m seeing from Learner Tien, he might be moving up that list real quick… I’ve gotta put one girl in there, Coco Gauff. She’s got swag.”

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

•⁠ S⁠ENEGAL SCORES A GOAL
•⁠ WRONGLY GETS DISALLOWED
•⁠ MOROCCO WINS A PENALTY AT 90+8’
•⁠ SENEGAL MANAGER TELLS HIS PLAYERS TO LEAVE THE GAME
• PLAYERS COME BACK ON THE PITCH
• EN NESYRI IS ABOUT TO TAKE THE PENALTY, BRAHIM TAKES IT FROM HIM
• BRAHIM TRIES A PANENKA AND MISSES
• GUEYE SCORES A STUNNER AT 94’

WE ARE WITNESSING PEAK AFCON! 🇸🇳🇲🇦

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

😭😭😭

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

THIS IS MENTAL.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Klopp watching Liverpool lose 6 out of their last 7 matches after spending 450 million in the transfer window

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒄𝒐🧣 @WilcoFtbl]

Not signing Marc Guéhi due to a £5m difference in valuation on the same day we signed Alexander Isak for £125m is going to go down as a season-defining mistake by our board

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

We benched Ekitike in back to back games.

Slot deserves jail time for that.

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Failing to beat Amorim's United at home in two attempts is a borderline sackable offence.

[Vik @LFCVik2]

this is not a “poor patch” or a “bad phase” btw, 10 losses in 23 games.

10 fucking losses

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Jurgen Klopp's first-ever starting XI:

🇧🇪 Simon Mignolet

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nathaniel Clyne
🇸🇰 Martin Skrtel
🇫🇷 Mamadou Sakho
🇪🇸 Alberto Moreno

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 James Milner
🇧🇷 Lucas Leiva
🇩🇪 Emre Can

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Adam Lallana
🇧🇷 Philippe Coutinho
🇧🇪 Divock Origi

The German took charge of his first Liverpool game on this day 10 years ago 🤯

[Pete @petepizza7]

Liverpool's form since March.

Played 25

Win 13, Lost 10, Drew 2.

Scored 42. Conceded 34.

But but it's just the last 3 games...We have been abysmal #LFC

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arne Slot returning from Türkiye

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Robertson, Salah and Virgil. The 19/20 boys slaying the demon known as Marcos Llorente. We all needed this.

[Luigi Gatto @gigicat7_]

Highest % of match wins on clay by Rafael Nadal:

1. 2006: 26-0 (100%)
2. 2010: 22-0 (100%)
3. 2007: 31-1 (97%)
4. 2005: 50-2 (96%)
5. 2018: 26-1 (96%)
6. 2008: 24-1 (96%)
7. 2017: 24-1 (96%)
8. 2012: 23-1 (96%)
9. 2013: 39-2 (95%)

🤯

[The Third Kit @The_Third_Kit]

When Trent said he moved to Madrid for a new challenge, I didn’t realise he meant that challenge was going to be starting a game.

[Luigi Gatto @gigicat7_]

Rafael Nadal 2010 Clay Court Season:

- 22-0 W/L Record
- Only player ever to win Monte Carlo, Madrid, Rome and French Open in the same year 😮
- Won 51 of 53 sets (only lost one to Almagro in Madrid and Gulbis in Rome)
- 8-0 against Top 20 players

Won Wimbledon, US Open too 😳

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

fuck these people.

[SSB @bakerinCA]

Jalen Carter is the spitting image of Stacey Abrams