Stella

Life's best player.

[Stella @stella_mbau]

The day my father died, a killer woke up, and his thirst for blood had to be satisfied.
Not one, not two but three people had to die for his thirst to quench. He took his vehicle with no valid insurance, no valid inspection certificate and a bull bar & set off for his roadkill

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@ntsa_kenya KDV 083S from kakamega to Nairobi driving and overtaking dangerously. Na wamepita hio compliance checks

[Boniface G. Mwangi @GathogoBMwangi]

To the new Kikuyus on loan, house keeping kidogo:

Atĩrĩrĩ - A beginning of a conversation.

Reuree - Attention seeking to start a talk.

Onee Diooo - Kills silence and starts a random talk.

Digithia Ngoma - Used when you are loosing an argument.

Ngui ĩno - Replying to a govt blogger politely.

Kai wi na Ngoma wee - Respectful reply to MPs and such

Thie nakou wee - When you completely loose an argument.

RETWEET to other Kikuyus On-loan.
#WeAreAllKikuyus

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Mum Naenda maandamano Tena,
Siko sure kama nitarudi home ju afisaa ndo ataamua kama nitaendelea kupumua

#NaneNaneMarch
#RutoMustGo

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@LarryMadowo President wa Kenya anawapromote pending investigations

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@HonTuya @WilliamsRuto Tupandeni miti kabisa mkuu 🤡
Environment muhimu

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Eish who is this lady dropping Bars. This is pure talent...We have a future in the music industry ..

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@bosire4 @citizentvkenya Mamako angezaa Tu mkate akule, you're a disgrace to her labour pains you piece of flesh

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@citizentvkenya Aende na huko!!! We shall join as a class action to sue him for harassment and sexual exploitation funda yeye. Sura kama shida zetu

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@TrottoirRadio Maandano ilikua advertised .

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@wamugure1 @iamjoseh_ The people commend you ✊

[gids @gidikariuki]

RUTO MUST GO 💔

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@C_NyaKundiH

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@iamverahokeyo @Pastor_Dorcas Amen 🙌👏

[Stella @stella_mbau]

@C_NyaKundiH Is he the father of criminals? Ama he's daddy to AI generated images? No no he's papa to internet wankers . No but for real I think he's father to kids who don't know anything about politics with iphones and KFC chicken arriving in Ubers. Ok papi

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

@Osama_otero Let's alll comment #RejectFinanceBill2024

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

Reply with #RejectFinanceBill2024, keep the hashtag ALIVE guys ✊🏾

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Hey @charlruto are you still Happy with your dad? @MamaRachelRuto are you happy with your husband?

#RejectFinanceBill2024

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Our Coat of Arms with two lions as a symbol were killed yesterday in Parliament. No wonder our lions are restless!!