Stellar AF

Stuntman. Rowdy. Toxic AF

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Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag?

me: i don’t even care if i die

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*laughs when the doctor tells me i have pancreatitis because i don’t know what it is*

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*washes my car with a pomeranian because i don’t know what it is*

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@DanLaMorte @BatmanOffDuty we’re friends in RL i gave him my phone number a year ago and he said he’s going to call me eventually

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hey @DanLaMorte gimme your followers

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*throws a blanket over a toddler because i don’t know what it is*

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@DanLaMorte i’ll have my people call your people

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@GeorgiaSweet20 same. it’s robot love

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my tweets just scream unfollow me, my personality also screams this

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@DanLaMorte YES

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@GeorgiaSweet20 promise me babe

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@ericsshadow still can’t believe you’re skinny now i miss the ol eric

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i’m gonna order pizza from 2 different places to see if the delivery guys will show up at the same time and fight

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being the black sheep is a lifestyle

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rock, scissors, fuck my life

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what’s it like for people who don’t have daily meltdowns

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stellar in his natural habitat

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*first date*

Her: GIMME BACK MY FUCKIN PHONE
Me, from inside the bar’s bathroom: WHO THE FUCK IS RODNEY