stengel (occasional parody account)

Supporter and creator of Art and a steadfast belief that
the 46 minute LP was the pinnacle of music artistry

[Stapes @DonaldKey]

@SFGiants RIP Say Hey Kid. The best center fielder there ever was. https://t.co/nZNbcTJyYK

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@JohnEddieMusic Well articulated for a Jungleboy

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Wow!! 100-year-old Grace Linn stood up to Ron DeDantis and demanded Florida STOP banning books at a Martin County School Board meeting!

Everyone needs to see this!

[The 7 Line @The7Line]

If any Met hits a home run in the Spring Training game today we'll give one lucky fan a free package of stuff. RT this if you want in.

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@DanBernHQ That's a wow, Dan. Loved hearing that and loved last night's performance!

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@aaron_breitman ... and not a single vote in either the AP or Coaches Polls even though they were 29 in Net and 25 in Kenpom BEFORE the Purdue game!

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@mlbrums Holy moly

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@JasonIsbell Nobody gives a shit about the harmonic complexity of a piece of music. "Blowing in the Wind" does not need a fourth chord.

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@StevieVanZandt coolest tweet of the week

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@jimrosecircus1 it was based on the teachings of Plato

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@emilyscottrobin When I am writing a song and I can't seem to find the right way to finish it I feel ... and I assume all songwriters (regardless of gender) also feel the songstress that I do (see, now it is an actual word)

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@GilmanHill @Twitter Bad take. Intellectually lazy.

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@AOC THANK YOU @AOC Ticketmaster is not just a monopoly it is a monster. The site crashes constantly leaving people who waited patiently, and who finally reached the point of being offered tickets, empty-handed and beyond frustrated and angry. Please break this company up!

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@Ticketmaster is a disaster. This website is a monster - Wherever you are in the process you are in danger of getting bounced. I was kicked off 2X while waiting for my order to process and then kicked back to Siberia (aka the "Queue"). Many disappointed fans @taylorswift13

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@itsJeffTiedrich Ok young man, now sit down and please listen. Eyes on me. Ears open. Wonderful. The reason that the shithole media focuses on the retirement of President Biden and Speaker Pelosi is because they are in - com - pe - tent. Now can you repeat that with me, in - com - pe - tent

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@SRuhle There will always only be one Jagger and one Buffett. Dalai Lamas are a bit more complicated.

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@JasonIsbell Shakira Law has been the law of my living room for years now. Come by anytime!

[stengel (occasional parody account) @stengela]

@JasonIsbell Now that's a great story to tell at Thanksgiving this year, @jasonisbell . Just need to punch it up with details.
Maybe start with "I'm in a Norwegian health clinic waiting for a shot when the door opens and a 6' tall male nurse resembling Erik the red walks in smiling ...

[Lady Sloth @HeyLadySloth]

Our new single “Head Game” is OUT NOW! It’s our most confessional song yet as we talk about our struggle with anxiety and depression, and the things we tell ourselves to find some sense of stability.

Link in bio to give it a listen!

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