A very smart boy

very dumb!

[A very smart boy @stenstensten0]

my lack of bisexuality is the only thing standing between me and world domination

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

ALERT: TOTAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE IS COMING IN 6-12 MONTHS

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted a happy ending to the bison story

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

Lindsey Graham held him and asked to be taken instead like the kid from HAMNET

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

MITCH MCCONNELL just made his triumphant return to the floor of the U.S. SENATE

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Pride month OVER Peter thiel next

[sam parker @samprkr]

Her plans are measured in centuries

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Clairo has shot and killed Peppa Pig.

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

‼️ BREAKING: Not only is Mitch McConnell alive, he is looking young and vigorous in this recently leaked video, dancing at the hospital alongside an unnamed beautiful black woman

[Pearl 🍉 @pearl_ow3]

need my pussy ate but i have this stupid ass penis

[Matt @stealth_riot]

A trans flag that transitions we’ve been brutually outwoked by the da vinki twins

[Calinato🇺🇸🗽 @marin_calinato]

Amy Coney Barrett after aging for six years

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

goddamn. i had spicy tuna for lunch this very day. a giant has left us

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Just met a girl whose dad owns an air conditioning business

[FlaminGingerbread @SwagPogGamer]

Bo Peep before woke

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Zohran has been mayor for six months and the Overton Window has already shifted to Donald Trump talking about the nuances between Socialism and Communism.

[tintin @rentierrobbe]

I hate that we live in such a digital panopticon where people can just record you and post you to the worldwide web and get you fired at a whim. That being said, how are you an executive at JPMorgan and dumping trash on the ground to steal a public trash can?