Stephanie

Embracing being awkward & antisocial

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

Shout out to the guy that stole a bike in front of my house that I had been meaning to take to goodwill
#justportlandthings #portland

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

New goal: get a job where I don’t have to wear a name tag

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

Today I realized the best time to go to the gym is during the Super Bowl

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I’m so scared to have kids…who’s going to tell us no to tacos and ice cream??

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

You really gotta be the most thankful for the friends and family that hype you up. Specifically, shout out to my dad who likes all my posts 😂🤍 If you’re looking for some new places to eat or drink in pdx, go follow my insta: https://t.co/logpfKy3ok

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I’ve been walking/using trimet to get home from work. It’s 37 degrees. I’ve been walking for 2 minutes and someone already asked me if I knew where he could buy some meth. It takes everything in me not to quit my job and move outta here

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

We are traveling out of the country and deciding what we must have in the Airbnb/hotel and I said a pool and AC and my man really said wifi and a tv “that way I can game” 🤔

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

This country type band started playing at dinner and I’m witnessing someone’s date and the guy is SO into it smiling and moving to the music and the girl looks so pissed off and I wish I could save this girl

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

I finally thought of a cool hobby to get into so I googled how to do it and it came up with a YouTube tutorial from 13 years ago. Maybe I’m a little behind the times?

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

A 14 and 15 year old just tried to guess my age and guessed 16-18 years old. Then when I told them my age they said “oh wow like 10 years older”. Get me a drink please

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

So I’m out with my parents getting a drink and the server asked them if I was over 21 and my mom goes “yep, shes 26!!!” And my dad goes “and she’s a doctor!!!” They quickly reminded me why I don’t go out with them

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

People have been so mean to us, my coworkers convinced me to take a Covid test in hopes I would have Covid so we could close the pharmacy and go home for the day. Be nice to people plssssss

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

I posted a reel on Instagram and got 3k likes and now people are DMing me to marry them and let me tell you, I just belong here on Twitter where I get 1 like and go on with my day

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

“For someone that doesn’t work out and eats a ton, you look really good” I’m not sure how I feel about these back handed compliments I keep getting

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

If I can’t get the cork back on my wine bottle, does that automatically give me permission to drink the rest?

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

Someone hugged me goodbye and I said “nice to meet you” at the same time he said “it’s always so nice seeing you” …I’m going home, going to my room, and never coming back out

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

@maddiestardust Okay Maddieeeee 🔥🔥🔥

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

Only in America can you pay monthly for TWO health insurances so you’re double covered and still end up paying 100% of your doctors visit.

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

I sit down with my sandwich for lunch and this man looks over to me and says “oh nice you got the party sandwich, that feeds at least 3 people!” Now I’m sitting over here after eating 1/3 pretending I wasn’t planning to eat the whole damn thing

[Stephanie @steph14kraut]

*puts effort into putting makeup on*

“I love that you don’t even wear makeup”

🥴🥴🥴