Steph Markowitz

your snobby friend

[Steph Markowitz @steph_markowitz]

@FMJ1181 Thanks for such a detailed and timely update🙏

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@emp_byzantine I fear this is just what YA reads like lol

[The Purple One 🇵🇸 @nightcrawler288]

What's the Taylor lyric that makes you go, "Wow, she really is the greatest songwriter of all time" every time you hear it?

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@JihadalHaqq Jewish being +25 is wild😭

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@legitgabriel74 @gauravakh @stacycay Did you just….. admit to being at January 6???

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@imminentdestiny Promising young woman!!!

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@supertanskiii Six bros walkin on a driveway, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

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@WSJ Are we actually seriously for real still doing this in 2026. Or is this just ragebait from a major publication. Either way I hate you

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@Boldizar Love Ray Nayler!!!

[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

With the Wapo layoffs, we move further in the direction of every journo having their own subscription newsletter. Maybe someone will invent a way to bundle a bunch of newsletters into a single subscription, so that you can subscribe to a bunch of journalists at the same time.

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

I’ll never forgive Mitch McConnell for kneecapping Barack Obama, stealing 2 Supreme Court seats, packing the lower courts with right wing fanatics & voting not to impeach Trump twice - so no, he doesn’t get a cookie for criticizing Trump’s lust for Greenland. He’s why we’re here.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Buttigieg: In a country that amended its constitution so you could not purchase a beer and then realized it was a bad idea and amended it back, surely we can have an amendment clarifying that a corporation is not a person and money is not speech.

[Steph Markowitz @steph_markowitz]

@filmfae Frankenstein’s monster to Dr. Frankenstein in Frankenstein (2025): “You are the monster, Victor.”
I’m slowly losing my mind

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

If you wanna know how much can change in 5 years, back In 2019 these guys said they couldn’t breathe in a mask, but now they can’t shoot a woman in the head 3 times without one!

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@iammarina_100 The zero brain cells in this comment section are sending me. She’s pointing out the unfairness of the norm, not criticizing Rihanna specifically. Jesus

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@RightWingCope Doing the lord’s work fr !!!

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

They gonna have moments of silence at NFL games this weekend or do they just do that for podcasters?

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@glentonrich @wingod @MarcoFoster_ @jamestalarico Sometimes I think about how relaxing it would be to think this simplistically. Seems so stress-free.

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@ATRightMovies Interstellar and I’m ready for the hate but I don’t care