Stephanie

[barbican barbie 💛🌻🌞✨ @killa_lipstick]

“before we get married I gotta go fuck this guy”

-a real ass bih

[adds ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊ @angelladdi]

anyone else feel incredibly skinnier at home and the second you step outside into the public world you feel fat as fuck

[kae @umafudidakkkk]

perguntei a minha ficante quem ela seria de sex and the city e ela disse “mr big”

[ATL☆ @alantelera]

I wanna become famous just so I can go on Hot Ones. I wanna eat them wings w that bald white man so bad.

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

come on childproof weed packaging, you know it's me

[Cutesy Cute 🤍 🌎 @cutesycutee]

FK I BOUGHT THE WRONG KANYE TICKETS 😭😭

[Pree @preeconsuelaa]

Halloween falls on a Saturday AND we get an extra hour the next day because of daylight savings?!

[ً @cryst6ls]

been saying yes to every hangout now i gotta calculate how i move the entire month of september

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[Ryan @cartesiandevil]

A lower middle class white inviting you over to smoke weed and watch Impractical Jokers is a sign of great respect in their culture

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

To cancel your gym membership you have to beat the manager 1 on 1 in a steel cage match at SummerSlam with HHH as the special referee

[mils ✩˚.⋆ @thelorebitch]

pop base has been announcing deaths like the fucking projector in hunger games every night my god

[culture @notgwendalupe]

rest in peace Dolly Parton, you were such a diva and an icon to many of us 🤍🕊️

[Luke Guilbeau @sportguyluke]

You’ve had like 100 fucking food recalls in the last 2 weeks alone. Shut the fuck up

[ITADAKIMASU @ShansDaBoss]

why’s everyone getting married rn is it cheap or sumn

[dora @vhagarbunda]

Os 2 min por episódio que ele aparecia em teen wolf eram os mais felizes da minha vida

[Pogman @JanPogman2]

They're recalling things that have never been recalled before

[B @Bri1OFnone]

I keep a joke or two tucked in my ass

[Lily* @300mirrors]

Van Helsing is so underrated. It has some of the best vampire and werewolf effects.