Steph Horan

i waste a lot of time online

[Steph Horan @steph_was_here]

CARLY TOOK MY SWORD IM FUCKING FREQKING OUT

[Steph Horan @steph_was_here]

“i have ptsd from the lgbt community”

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the famous disciple ross

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

'No Scotland, no party... We won the 50/50!' 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😆

A Scotland victory over Haiti and HUGE raffle win at Fenway Park, the weekend couldn't get much better for Paul, Peter, John and Ross ⤵️

#BBCFootball #FifaWorldCup

[Steph Horan @steph_was_here]

given current team rates of retiring numbers - what professional team is most likely to run out of 1-99 first?

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@_baby_yoda ya

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my acid reflux is killing me, this beef stick will save me

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@_baby_yoda you

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always makes me laugh that luke & uncle owen are in tunics then aunt beru is in a denim work shirt and crazy 70s collar

[Steph Horan @steph_was_here]

doing a land acknowledgment at the tiki bar

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cold calling my friends to read them tweets i think are funny

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album of the summer is gold motel's summer house (2010)

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spent an hour wrangling a single fish into a cup to give to my cousin & he’s probably just going to die immediately

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can’t wait to see myself in the background of the bowling date

[Netflix @netflix]

LOVE IS BLIND: BOSTON 🥂 Coming this Fall

[Steph Horan @steph_was_here]

purple rain

[non-insane automaton @steelydante]

sometimes an album ends with a track that feels like it’s designed to be the last song you ever hear and it’s like okay what am I supposed to do now except for just die I guess

[Steph Horan @steph_was_here]

naming a cat 24601

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“you can get two pistachios and uh…”
“you had me at piss”

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filling out my nhl bracket with the same whimsy 🍭

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went with my heart in the oscar pool & i am being punished for it

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drinking the chunkiest margarita

[Steph Horan @steph_was_here]

if humans laid eggs, what would we do with them

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if I laid an egg once i don’t think id mention it. maybe under my breath at a party a few years later

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big day at work