steph

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

how it feels to put music to your ig posts

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

on da cob, we all corn

[Sosa 𖤐 @ihysosa]

imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

"What are your dogs' names?"

Me: "Calvin and Klein."

"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"

Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me when I pay in cash and my bank account stays the same

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

30 days sober 🙏
not in a row, just total this year 🙏

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

girl math is putting ur phone on dnd n still check if he disturbed you

[chase @_chase_____]

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

you relax for 5 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 11pm

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[🐌 @Wheeema]

I understand everything happens for a reason, but wtf bro.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me trying on outfits when my hair and makeup isn't done

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

When that turn a lil too hard

[Khadija @kadydendar]

I just found out “rizz” is short for CHARISMA, I really thought we were just making up new words😭