stephanieeekus

the way to my heart is through whole kernel corn and Gucci

[stephanieeekus @stephanieeekus]

I overheard a man at Target FaceTiming his wife because he didn’t know what themed toothbrush to get their kid: “These characters are bullshit babe.” #GOALS

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

I know more about wind than you do

[stephanieeekus @stephanieeekus]

*nervously bakes to distract from the horror of this televised event*

[stephanieeekus @stephanieeekus]

He’s like a kid who won’t stop back talking to his parents when he’s told he has to go to time out

[stephanieeekus @stephanieeekus]

She back on Twitter for the debate tonight ppl

[stephanieeekus @stephanieeekus]

ARE WE IN THE HANDMAIDS TALE??

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Yesterday Aurora, Colorado was holding a violin vigil for Elijah McClain, who was known for playing his violin, especially to animals.

Then the police decided they’d seen enough.

[Nick Radzialowski @NickRadz23]

Shakira sounds like she’s going Jellyfish Hunting lmaooooo

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

SCRANTON IS ONLY A HUNDRED AND TWENTY MILES AWAY FROM PHILADELPHIA. @SteveCarell THIS WORKS. WHO WANTS IT MORE - @fxnetworks @nbc @netflix @hulu?? The bidding shall begin at five hundred million dollars.

[stephanieeekus @stephanieeekus]

@samanthamazzola @dylansprouse WHAT AN OUTRAGE

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Salem Witch Banning Abortion
Trials Rights
🤝
Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished

[stephanieeekus @stephanieeekus]

Eddie Murphy voiced characters in Shrek AND Mulan, now that is what I call winning ppl

[stephanieeekus @stephanieeekus]

@samanthamazzola @justchillian_ I’m impressed they fit tbh

[Raul G @Blackfia2]

Literally no one:

Podrick:
#GameOfThrones

[Oyé @Oj_3kun]

Sansa: who was the first.

Daenerys:someone taller

Sansa:

#GameofThrones

[Annalisa Nicole @annalisa_nicole]

#GameofThrones Jaime when Bran said “the things we do for love”

[stephanieeekus @stephanieeekus]

ATTN: this is my sweet bb angel Teddy with his beloved stuffed llama. He had surgery to remove a tumor and has to wear a t shirt to cover his stitches. Smallest one we had for him was a @budweiserusa tank. 12/10 good boy

[jake @jjjjake]

#GameOfThrones

Nobody:
Bran to everyone:

[Ash @_ash_x]

I found it. The greatest video on TikTok

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Does this impress you @bryceharper3 ? Maybe one day you’ll be an answer on Jeopardy. That would make our friendship a real grand slam!