Stephanie

Rich in the sass department, broke in the class department. I make music.

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

September 17th...first show with the full band in ages. I'm excited to share it with you guys,… https://t.co/OND0QPMhx7

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

July 1st. White Eagle Saloon. 9pm-midnight. Free admission. #strangeandthefamiliars #shanebrown… https://t.co/6gcpDRSp5I

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

https://t.co/CVZuKoyAzR via @songkick

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

A Thing! Strange and Familiars at Local Roots 2017 https://t.co/JaM7q2JzGm on #SoundCloud

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

Bad News Bannon

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

If you remember one thing in the dark days ahead remember this: Power cannot be taken. It can only be given away.

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

A Thing! Ghost Town https://t.co/napdgJalNH on #SoundCloud

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

A Thing! Stephanie Scelza https://t.co/h40y9HfoJ0 on #SoundCloud

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

Cycling and a cigarette, because balance and billiteration.

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

Some men claim to love women, yet still rate them by a numerical system...bringing new meaning to the term "Absolute Zero". #dimehag

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

Addiction maintenance is like a game of Whack a Mole.

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

The moon is tugging at me somethin' fierce tonight.

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

If I had a nickel for everytime I've fantasized about nailing my cat with a blow dart full of tranquilizers...

[DammitBoy® @cydnizoi]

I thought Twitter was a bird identification app and 4 years later here I am

[shael @5hael]

More like global MOURNING am I right?! Ugh, I hope we all die soon

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

I don't want to brag but I can run the mile in under 12 minutes.
My mouth can run it in under 3.

[T Wayne 1010 @twayne1010]

If you're not sure if you should stay or go, you should probably go.

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

The most useful thing I've seen on Twitter in months: https://t.co/xvxYXJx594

[ThinkGeek @thinkgeek]

The future is meow: you can 3D print battle armor for your cat. Designed by Jwall: https://t.co/XEM4T5M433

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

I'm sorry, I can't accept your help or your gifts...I'm allergic to strings.

[Stephanie @StephanieScelza]

To serve man. On a silver platter.