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absolutely no original content here

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy bitch with one eye shut"

[sean @_s0dapup]

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

[steph @stepharolfe]

@ChanelleLucas13 So good right!?

[the phantom callback @realjdburn]

the trolley 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺

[Ray O'Leary @rayolearycomedy]

Just put hand sanitizer on that giant ball out the front of Te Papa that everyone touches problem solved

[Chef 🏁 @DemarcoBroadus]

Vegan shrimp 😍

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[steph @stepharolfe]

reading eyeliner reviews and i hope these people are doing ok @glossier

[steph @stepharolfe]

@toniclrk oui

[steph @stepharolfe]

@toniclrk is it clear neither of us have seen this movie

[steph @stepharolfe]

@toniclrk ‘silence of the aforementioned place’

[steph @stepharolfe]

@toniclrk a place that is even more quiet

[steph @stepharolfe]

@golrizghahraman what why how.. i’m second hand nervous somehow??

[steph @stepharolfe]

@mandamonium @Spotify sounds blissful!!