Stephanie Bootz

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.

[Brad McKay @mckayfarm]

Boating in a corn field on April 23rd in North Dakota! He’s either soil sampling or marking boundaries I’m assuming! Gonna be awhile for Eastern North Dakota planting yet.

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

If you had as many bucks in your wallet as bucks mounted on your wall you’d have well give or take 6 bucks.

[Frank Mitloehner @GHGGuru]

Recently, I went shopping w/ my 5 yr old daughter when a sample giver lady asked us: “Sir, may I interest you in some dairy-free yoghurt?”. My daughter turned to her and said: “No thanks, we love cows!”.
Proud daddy...

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Well look at the time...

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[Amy Brown @RadioAmy]

omg. omg. omg. this video. I die. congrats @mrBobbyBones!!!!! #DWTS #WINNER

[Stephanie Bootz @stephbootz]

It’s hard being vulnerable and out there when you usually are not. No matter how much people think they know you or understand you they probably don’t

[Brett Kavanagh @Brett_Kavanagh]

This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Tip: If your truck is makin’ weird noises, just turn up the music till it disappears.

[Sami Roberts @SoooSami]

maybe it’s not working out because God is working out something better

[Stephanie Bootz @stephbootz]

One year from today I will have a different last name and will be throwing a gigantic party #becomingMrsBootz #iftheBootzfit

[Blaiser @yo_itsb]

Girl at the bar: “So you here alone?”

Me: “No, I’m with some friends”

Girl: “Oh, which ones are your friends?”

Me: *looks around at dance floor and sees friends doing the chicken dance to a Blink-182 song*

“Actually they must have left. I am here alone”

[Stephanie Bootz @stephbootz]

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight." --Proverbs 3: 5-6

[Stephanie Bootz @stephbootz]

And just like that I'm dancing around the bathroom trying to get a tick out of my hair. It's tick season and I now have a dog. Wish I could close myself in a bubble 😫

[Amy Brown @RadioAmy]

Where does an electric cord go to shop?

The outlet mall.

#TheMorningCorny

[Stephanie Bootz @stephbootz]

Currently in bed feeling like death from a cold. And although it's Nathans birthday and he's trying to get some other things done he still ran to the store to get me some cold supplies to help me feel better. Definitely blessed with the best right now #thankfulforhim #keeper

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
This feeling will pass.
This workload will pass.
These people will pass.
But look at you, with the gift of memory.
You can time travel to the good stuff just by closing your eyes & breathing.
Then come right back to now, eyes up for the good stuff ahead.
You magic thing.

[Amy Brown @RadioAmy]

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

#TheMorningCorny