steph

talking to the void— not to be taken seriously. NYC.

[steph @stephcarevalo]

To all the people who have found it in their hearts not to mute or block me on here: I don’t know how you do it but thank you❤️

[lagarta @lagarta_k]

mi novia obligándome a ir a dormir con ella aunque yo no tenga sueño

[Intelschizo @Schizointel]

Please consult the chart

[Cucker Tarlson @sloppy_steaks]

"Elizabeth Holmes created Theranos as a trauma response" every time I try to leave Twitter it drags me back by my hair

[latent angel @latentangelx]

being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling

[jamie @itsjamiecho]

living in nyc you can send an invite 2 months in advance people still won't be free

[enemycharlie @enemycharlie]

Upton Sinclair's The Jungle was not an exaggeration. This is what happens when we privatize and deregulate.

[Christopher @nyc420princess]

“It’s right off the G train” okay cool so we’re calling a car?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: New York City recorded the fewest shootings, shooting victims, and murders in recorded history through the first seven months of the year.

Overall major crime fell 12.7% in July, declined across all seven major crime categories, and dropped in every borough, according to newly released NYPD data.

[Charlie @ccbaker2023]

What percentage of the pied-à-terre "confusion" is coming from people who have been either dodging state/local taxes or doing car insurance/registration fraud by pretending they don't live in NYC?

Oh, the government is under the impression that you don't live here? I wonder why!

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..

[GL @gldivittorio]

Once again, the pied-à-terre tax only applies to non-NYC residents. If you live here but filed your taxes with a primary residence somewhere outside the city to get a lower tax rate, guess what babe, you are not legally an NYC resident

[jezz @JezziiB]

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to which is exactly why we need government regulations

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

The degree to which some Americans take pride in never, ever doing something for someone else’s benefit, astonishes me every day.

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

What the fuck is Josh Hart talking about. Are them Knick niggas fucking republicans?

[Gabriealla Zutrau @goblin_bb]

My mayor Muslim
My bagels Jewish
My mayor also socialist
My congresswoman socialist
My city councilwoman socialist
My state senator socialist
My assembly member socialist
Knicks in 5

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

The key to not being depressed after you return home from vacation is to live in New York City

[Jordan Zakarin @jordanzakarin]

NYC feels like bizarro land. The Knicks won the NBA title, the socialist left is sweeping through Congressional elections, and everyone loves froyo again. Dream world.